#shayposting

[vesperillian]

top 5 lotus moments, in ascending order:

1. when she basically told salad v to shut the fuck up

2. ABSOLUTELY SLAUGHTERED THE BALLS MAN!! MEGAPOG

3. that time she highjacked my mot run to beat corrupted vor with a metal folding chair for the entire duration of his speech until he was nothing but a flattened 2d image on the ground waddling around after me like a looney tunes character that fell victim to the good ol' anvil to the head bit

4. when she wouldn't let ergo glast teach you (>300 year old child) how to gamble until he offered you a bugs man blueprint after which she was just like "aight seems legit"

5. when she invented gay people & then also invented gay rights that was so fucking cool

[vesperillian]

FOLLOW TATERPOSTING ON INSTAGRAM TO BE CERTIFIED IN COOL PLEASE I WANT PEOPLE TO SEE HIM

[shayandthealternates]

i am yet again diagnosed with incurable disease

[vesperillian]

its fine. ok. im back.

[trainradicalism]

Just learned that some small lines in California are still operating Shay engines and that makes me so happy. Like look at them:

Lopsided little gremlins with the giant pistons on the side. The trains of rural industry, invented by a guy named Ephraim in the 1800s, still plunking around. Wonderful.

[vesperillian]

ayo ??🤨

[vesperillian]

[vesperillian]

punished by god for some crimes by trying to solo a kilowattrel 6 star raid & all 3 attempts i had an npc send in a pokemon with intimidate