Jul 16, 2025
Onew: So, are you two friends?
Minho: Yes.
Key: No.
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Onew: So, are you two friends?
Minho: Yes.
Key: No.
Key: that's YOUR mess, you need to wash your dishes!!
Minho: i'm your sunbae so you have to wash them!!
Key: bitch are you fucking SERIOUS?? we're the same age who cares—
Jonghyun: when will they stop fighting and just resolve their arguments by kissing
Onew and Taemin: ????
Taemin: My hobbies mainly include bouncy castles and slides.
Key: OMG, Taemin you are literally 30 years old.
Taemin *glaring*: MY HOBBIES MAINLY INCLUDE BOUNCY CASTLES AND SLIDES, YOU DAMN GRANDPA.
Over the stores loud speaker: 🔊 Would a "Kim ‘Key’ Kibum" please come to the front desk?
Key arriving at the desk: Hello, is there a problem? 🤨
Store Worker pointing to Taemin and Minho: I believe they belong to you? 😑
Taemin and Minho simultaneously: We got lost. 😭
Key: 😳 What the?! I didn't even bring you guys with me!
[awards show]
Baekhyun: I’m bored.
Taemin: Baek, this room is full of some of the most interesting people in the industry. Chat them up, learn about their lives.
Taemin: Then meet back here so we can make fun of them.
Baekhyun: Oh, I have been training for this moment my entire life.
Kai: So... what would you do if you were in bed with me? Taeyong: Depends. Is your bed comfortable? Kai: Yes. Taeyong: I'd sleep.
Kibum : You stalked me
Taemin : He stalked me too
Jonghyun : I have the same feeling
Onew : ...
Minho : Come on guys knowing your favourite colour isn't stalking!