#shocker!!!

[gettinontopic]

I wish all fatphobic doctors a very drop fucking dead

[zoofles]

Can’t let the people know the latest song is also about being a system

[yourdeargatsby]

the look i give people when they say im not very nice should be framed

[bad-kendi]

Repairer of Reputations is scary not just because of the guy whos obsessed with king in yellow but because they somehow made a United States even more imperialist than it already is

[arachine]

it’s true, i’ve been very neglectful and ik i’ve been saying for eons that i’m gonna post more content and all that, but to be frank as fuck!!! tumblr has been so boring!!! like i can’t even get on here and read, let alone sit down and write for ppl who don’t reblog or interact. and i definitely don’t owe anyone an explanation but i just wanted to clear the air for those who have been patient and kind.

[mechanica1-hands]

My Life Has Been Irrevocably Changed For The Better

I'm at burger king with my burger queen can I please get a large fry she's vegan please so don't put no cheese with some honey mustard on the side

@jules-of-the-sea

How This Changed My Life

I did not know that something so world shattering could have been a simple firefox search away (FUCK goodle). my girlfriend started singing this song and I immediately cried WHERE IS THAT BEAUTIFUL MELODY FROM (REAL!! TRUE!!!!). he informed me of its origin. I FERVENTLY typed the search term "burger queen" and landed upon the putrid lands of tiktok, however there it was, the holy grail. I was serenaded by an incredible voice singing the aforementioned song. HUZZAH! I yelled. (get you a guy that says huzzah - my boyfriend).

this is the american experience actually - my girlfriend

[timep3tals]

OH YEAH. I just saw a post, and was reminded....about how much i hate the villain origin stories in spider-man: far from home.. I mean what the fuck was that bullshit?? especially that one guy Obadiah yelled at. 

“this guy yelled at me and insinuated i was dumb bc my boss is a known genius and did something better than me wheehhh I blame my super smart boss man bc I got my feelings hurt :(”

grow a spine u goddamn coward. being yelled at 14 years ago doesnt mean you go along with some psycho’s plan to murder children.

[greenwaterskeeter]

i saw an interview with the Monkees when i was little and obsessed with them where they said something about being into ugly things because they were ugly and this completely baffled both the interviewer and me. but now i think i’m starting to get it. it’s all wrapped up in queer theory and “bad art is art” and the stuff guillermo del toro says about monsters. i think it might, in fact, be about love