Apr 19, 2024
"Small children and ravens actually have quite a bit in common. They’re smart but act brainless, and shriek for little if any reason with disturbing regularity."
- BuyMort: Grand Opening, Joseph Phelps
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"Small children and ravens actually have quite a bit in common. They’re smart but act brainless, and shriek for little if any reason with disturbing regularity."
- BuyMort: Grand Opening, Joseph Phelps
"This is all very new to me, and I am easily confused.”
- BuyMort Grand Opening, Joseph Phelps
My rallying cry
"I’m secure enough in my masculinity to carry a bubblegum pink stungun. It was free, and that matters way more to me than misaligned societal expectations placed on color."
- BuyMort: Grand Opening, Joseph Phelps
"So, let me be straightforward with you about something. I helped that old lady bury that body in her garden. Before I knew any of the specifics, even. I looked at her and just thought to myself. “Fuck it. Me and killer grandma against the world.” Don’t regret it a bit so far."
- BuyMort: Grand Opening, Joseph Phelps
3 days after #cybermonday: #SHOPOCALYPSE (urban dictionary post by Iffy350 May 22, 2011) . . . If the world doesn’t on Dec. 2012 as the Mayans predicted, people will rush out Christmas shopping en masse for stuff they should have bought before the 21st . . . Chaos will ensue leading to the deaths of thousands by trampling. This event will become known as the the shop-ocalypse of 2012. Ted didn't die in the Shop-ocalypse because he got his Christmas shopping done before the Shop-ocalypse #aerosolandoiloncanvas @destabilisingwalls https://www.instagram.com/p/B5sGQPRDK_U/?igshid=1ogbcnxr8w8mn
What Would Jesus Buy?: Fabulous Prayers in the Face of the Shopocalypse
Tis the season... to save Christmas from the Shopocalypse!! Get in the spirit by checking out the oldie-but-goodie What Would Jesus Buy? from the Divine Docs archive:
100 word review: Shopocalypse, by David Gullen
Parachute yourself into the dystopic future right around the corner, where clichés are taken to their extreme: America shops until self-storage is the only growth industry, the EU has glommed together to be a super Green alliance, and one man controls 60% of the world’s GDP. Throw in a massive pile of money laced with [...] via http://ift.tt/HV7G2j