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Pros of having a spider in my shower:

None.

Cons of having a spider in my shower:

Gives me the willies

Won't stay out of sight

Won't stay in one place

Won't stay in a SAFE place

Climbs on my stuff

Wants to dangle right above the drain for some ill-conceived spider reason or possibly no reason at all

I feel responsible for its well-being even though it wasn't MY idea to go fucking BUNGEE JUMPING next to the fucking FAUCET and get WASHED THE FUCK OUT

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I'm being subjected to a DUAL SHOWER SPIDER event

#shitpost #shitposting #spider #spiders #shower spider

happy pride month everyone ❤️🧡💛💚💙💜 here's the story of the gay spiders in my shower 🫠

so I have a shower (crazy) and I noticed a daddy long legs spider in it for a while. i'm not scared of spiders or anything so I just let it live there and it became my lil shower friend, but then it left for a few days and I thought it was gone. but then it came BACK and it brought another spider with it. idk if they're the same gender but they look pretty similar, now theyve lived together in the same web in my shower for like a month and i've seen them with dead bugs occasionally and it's like they're having romantic dinnersss aggghhhh im crying----

spider experts please dont correct me if im wrong about something I wanna live in my fantasy world with lil gay spiders in my shower dont shatter my dreams ok thank youuuu byeee

#gay spiders #no one correct me if i'm wrong pls #i wanna believe in the gay spiders #if the smaller ones really just a dead spider #i'm gonna cry and scream #pride month #let this be reallll #shower spider #gay #spider #spiders #daddy long legs #gay animals

So, the only part of this strip that DIDN'T happen EXACTLY like this, is that I only jumped back a few feet. I didn't actually fall down. Otherwise, our shower spider was about as surprised as I was by their sudden zip line experience. lol