ship meme ! || Accepting || @shxntong
send me a ship and i’ll tell you who
001. . . . kills the spider
Cao Cao is a man of honor and virtue, and obviously kills the spider for his wife. And he makes a big deal out of it too, like ‘ I am a noble man, and I shall defend your honor by vanquishing this spider. Feel my wrath, puny arachnid.’ ( im paraphrasing, obviously ) Huan finds it ridiculous, but it makes her laugh so he keeps doing it.
Technically, Cao Cao proposed to her dad. Huan had very little say in the matter, but she couldn’t have asked for better. As far as proposals go, Cao Cao had the best offer. Yuandao knew that even if she wasn’t first wife, she’d be provided for.
003. . . . kissed the other first
Surprisingly enough, Huan kissed him first. She took initiative on their wedding night lmao, and kissed him when he removed the veil. It was a really really tiny kiss, and she was painfully shy but it was still a KISS LMAO.
004. . . . initiates things
Cao Cao, usually. Even if she initiated things on their wedding night, she’s still sort of too shy to really push things. Like she loves him, but she’s still a dork.
005. . . . would leave the other
In any of her other marriages, usually it’d be Huan BUT SHE ACTUALLY LIKES CAO CAO SO IDEALLY, NEITHER WOULD LEAVE.
006. . . . is more jealous
Huan has never been a jealous person, and there’s no one around her for Cao Cao to be jealous off, so I don’t think either of them would really have a problem with jealousy.
Technically, compared to all the feats Cao Cao’s achieved, Huan is lazier. She does work, yes, but it’s nothing more than watching her children, embroidering and arranging flowers. So while they both do stuff, Cao Cao does more. So... technically Huan?
008. . . . sends weird texts at 3 AM
Cao Cao. Definitely Cao Cao.
009. . . . is more experienced
Again, Cao Cao. He’s been married several time and has like 90 kids, here as Huan’s only had the one husband and the three children.
010. . . . said i love you first
Huan did, actually. It was a really spurr of the moment confession, and they were both surprised to hear it but it was mutual.