Sep 5, 2020
I swear to god blue is a simp for lust
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I swear to god blue is a simp for lust
[ Incorrect Quote ]
@ari-cuno // @silentsquidsinner (Sorry for the mentions; I know you said it’s fine but aDHAVGDA-.)
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Apollo: aCK- MY ANKLEEE-.
Mirage: dO NOT PANIC-. I WILL DO WHAT FATHER DID TO ME-.
Mirage, just leaves:
Apollo: mOthERFU————-.
Error: -buys a mantis-
Ink: aww—
Mantis: -eats roaches-
Ink: MY BABIES
Error: I'm not killing them. Mother nature is.
Luxure: -smacks error-
Ink: -smashes mantis with lux's hammer- AAAAAA—
Did I do this right?
@ari-cuno // @silentsquidsinner // @zu-is-here
Poor Mirage. They had to draw all the cards, they weren’t ready to give up the teasing.
[ Here to cheer you up with an Incorrect Quote ! ]
Also Happy Late Undertale Anniversary- I forgot to make a doodle for it- I’m sorry.
This was originally gonna be for the ship kids- but I got bored. So this is my late anniversary gift to the Dark Cream Fam. ))
@zu-is-here // @help-im-a-gay-fish // @ari-cuno // @silentsquidsinner // @laf-e-taffy // @ginganinja // ( Sorry for the mentions! ; w ; -. )
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Zu: Your honor- I plead guilty to all charges-.
Zu: I demand I be sentenced to the death penalty-.
Gayfrog: bURN ZEM AT ZE STAKE-. I GOT ZE VODKA FOR ZE AFTER PARTY.
Ari, just eating chips: Why am I here—-?
Squean: We are not burnin Zu at the stake-.
Gayfrog: Dammit-. I’m sorry Zu—.
Taffy: As Zu’s defendant——-.
Taffy: I say no death penalty-.
Zu: N o -. I plead guilty to the charges.
Zu: Like I said, before-. I demand you let me have the death penalty-.
Gingaf, as the judge + reading the charges: This—-.
Gingaf: This is a parking ticket———-.
Y’all gonna kill me for this drawing.
@silentsquidsinner / @zu-is-here [Kill me for this-.]
[ Dark Xunshine Kid timeline if Shattered actually had to teach the kids. ]
Original was Danganronpa related, so credit for most of the lines are to @itscooper on TikTok.
Reminder: All of these incorrect quotes are on crack- please don’t take ‘em seriously ; w ; -.
@silentsquidsinner // @ari-cuno // @bluepalleteuniverse // @zu-is-here // @creative-firebug (More apologizing for the mentionsssss. Because yessssss-)
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Shattered: IT’S PEDMAS-. (They pronounced it as PEED-MAS)
Shattered: PARENTHESIS- THEN MULTIPLICATIONNNN-.
Shattered: If y’all don’t kill eachother- long division will.
Shattered, just throwing a book across the room: MIRAGE YOU’RE SUPPOSED TO BE THE SMART ONEE-.
Shattered: MIMOSA- DROP THE CHROMEBOOK AND SOLVE FOR X-.
Shattered: y’ALL NEED TO START READING UP TO BOOK 3A-. THAT INCLUDES APOLLO-.
Shattered: IT’S NOT THAT FREAKIN HARDDDDD-.
Shine, literally snapping: aAAAAAA-.
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[*Bonus ; w ;*]
Cross, just sitting in the corner: When I said teach them— I MEANT NICER-.
[ Incorrect Quote, because it’s early for me- and I feel dead. ]
@silentsquidsinner / @ari-cuno / @shinechermont (Lemme apologize for the mentions, again-)
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Mirage: iNhaLE- we can resort this in a totally different way-. Probably just let them rot in jail- or we can burn them at the stake- or—-.
Apollo, rolling up their sleeves: aLRIGHT MOTHERF******S, THIS IS WHAT YOU DO-.
Apollo: GRAB ‘EM BY THE NON-EXISTENT GOATEE, SWING THEM OFF THE MOUNTAIN, THEN YOU DROP ANOTHER MOUNTAIN ON THEIR HEAD- ANY QUESTIONS-?
Ursula: I—. Yes—-.