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Who’s creating calculus
Fëanor
Sauron
Morgoth
Curufin
Aulë
Celebrimbor
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I hate. (Only 10/20% of the time—yes I’m bragging. I’m good at math ish)
Who’s creating calculus
Fëanor
Sauron
Morgoth
Curufin
Aulë
Celebrimbor
Someone else (WHO)
Going with the idea that the Silmarillion is a flawed recounting of First Age history, what is the *funniest* thing it could be wrong about?
Celegorm tried to kidnap and marry *Beren,* not Luthien
Maeglin didn't actually exist
Thingol didn't die, he and Melian just got lost in the woods for 200 more years
Fingon and Galadriel are the same person, somehow
"Maedhros" is actually three different people
Findis is also Miriel's child but everyone forgets her :(
Finarfin was married to Eonwe, not Earwen
Beren, Barahir, and Beor have all had their names and roles mixed up
Most of the stated genders in the Silmarillion are wrong
The Elves of Tolkien's world are most likely to play...
Hockey
Volleyball
Tennis
Golf
Disc golf
Basketball
Baseball
Football/soccer
Football (American)
Cricket
What popular Silm fanon do you hate the most?
Thingol has always been prejudiced towards Dwarves
Maeglin was a poor, misunderstood loner shunned by all of Gondolin
Elwing jumped off a cliff with the Silmaril in front of her sons
The Fëanorians tried being diplomatic, and the Sindar were just mean to them
The Teleri attacked the Noldor first, which justifies the First Kinslaying
Sexy materialistic himbo Finrod who sleeps around with everyone
Beren and Lúthien are inherently selfish for caring only about being together
Maglor is secretly living in Rivendell
Thingol’s Quenya edict means he actually hates the Quenya language
Melian is selfish for abandoning Doriath in her grief
Túrin was never truly accepted by Doriath
Something else (put in the tags)
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pick a companion for maglor
a songbird (they sing duets beneath the trees)
a squirrel (shows him all the nut-bearing trees, but keeps stealing his food)
a hawk (helps him hunt, and they share the spoils)
a horse (they race like the wind, for the sheer joy of it)
a crab (clack clack 🦀)
a hound (a loyal friend who walks at his side and sleeps at his feet)
a fox (they wont travel together forever, but for a while it suits them both)
a rabbit (flops on his lap at rests, and reminds him of what trust feels like)
an otter (they fish as a team, and both eat better as a result)
a cat (decided one day he was their person and that was that)
-insert critter i did not include here-
i have internet access and no strong opinions (results button)
is he still on the beach? is he in imladris? did he Sail? you choose the context
Fuckass 80’s mullet?
Beren (bro literally lived in the woods)
Fingon (listen I have a vision)
Maedhros (it then became a massive fashion trend)
Ambarussa (they tried to cut each other’s hair)
Tuor (Annael doesn’t not know how human hair works)
Eöl (I like to bully him)
Favorite Elf x Man ship from Tolkien?
Bëor x Finrod
Aegnor x Andreth
Caranthir x Haleth
Lúthien x Beren
Beleg x Túrin
Finduilas x Túrin
Mablung x Nienor
Idril x Tuor
Mithrellas x Imrazôr
Thranduil x Bard
Arwen x Aragorn
Other
How old was Maitimo when Macalaure was born?
1-20 (Elvish baby to ~Elvish preteen)
21-50 (Elvish preteen to ~Elvish 18 yo)
51-80 (Elvish 18 yo to ~Elvish young adult)
80-100+ (Elvish young adult to Elvish adult)
Other/results