bot who studies human biology and behaviour but none of the earth books theyve collected mention anything abt the weird little human quirks.
why do they suddenly become all babbly, finding everything laugh worthy right before recharge??? arent their energy reserves supposed to be down? so whats with this sudden surge of energy?? and poor humor at that –no, that video you showed them was, in fact, not that funny.
or down time after food consumption. "naps". theyve become used to it now but the first time they saw you rest right after eating they thought you had to be ill or something –something they also read about in detail. you just refueled, literal moments ago. what the hell are you talking about 'needing rest'?
and worst of all, SUDDEN BONE POPPING??? they are used to the occassional squeaks and hums of their own limbs if left without proper lubrication and care for too long, and they have read up on the various diseases that affect bone health but BONE GUNSHOTS were NOT mentioned. . . AND THEY SHOULD BE.
not a single book they have mentioned any of this. their face as they add yet another correcting note to their findings is priceless. just pure confusion. they look almost mad at how bizarre this all is.



















