#sirzest

[frie-ice]

This Hazbin Hotel collage of Sir Pentious and Zestial, I don't know what started this ship as these two sinners didn't cross paths in the series, but people still ship them and I'm not going to stop them from supporting it.

This ship is also known as SlitherWeb, Snakespeare, SirZest, CobraSilk, PenZest and SilkSnake.

[darkleerxdolorosa]

hey you! yes you. can you take a little closer to this picture 4 me?

good! but just a little close...

a bit more closer..your not going enough!! fine. let me help you see this.

THAT. THAT IS MANHANDLING!!!!!!!!!

[grimfurbybitch]

I have two Zestious children that I share with @omni-present-god-send

They are girlboss and girlfailure

[grimfurbybitch]

Zestial should go three for three on Sir Pentious forms

[darkleerxdolorosa]

I took sum a little zestious screenshots from twt (THESE ARE NOT MINE!!!!) js for goofies lol and I think it's very cute :)

[grimfurbybitch]

Zestial cures his Catholic guilt™ by having a threesome with redeemed Sir Pentious and God

[grimfurbybitch]

Zestial: *knocks on the door of the hotel*

Angel Dust: *opens door* we're accepting anyone ya don't haveta fucking koc- oh it's you, I'll get Penny boy for ya

Zestial: delightful

Angel Dust: PENNI, YA FUCKING SUGAR DADDIES HERE!

Sir Pentious: *coming from a different room* OH MY GOD! HE'S NOT MY SUGAR DADDY YOU PERVERT!

Angel Dust: whatever you say toots

Several days later

Zestial: *sips tea* Carmilla

Carmilla: *also sipping tea* yes Zestial?

Zestial: what doth sugar daddy mean?

Carmilla: *chokes on tea*

[grimfurbybitch]

Zestial trying to court Sir Pentious by dancing but instead of fancy ballroom dancing its tropical bird mating dances

he uses his cape in place of wings

because let's be honest, they do look like wings

i cant draw but this is the vision