#skitties

[chromacryptid]

Think about it 🧠

[htsan]

Looks like @greedy621 - I mean- DOOMCLAW!!! Got tied up for causing an aw-mew-sin trouble...

Tsus!sans from Ts!underswap

[secretlydeimi]

MANIPULATE MANSLAUGHTER MANTITIES PLEASE I NEED THEM TO BE REAL.

skitties<//333 you cannot trust them you will be scammed and betrayed

enlightened by: @llama-bird @chocolatechipscones

[sti7chs]

I’m gonna miss his man bun

[nuclearfaggot]

hi party people. does anyone know the user of that artost who paints scar with boobs. like just actually massive boobs. i cannot find their username

[cheetosmilkk]

Officer, I can explain *gets shot*

and yes, bonus shitposts

[ghost-of-a-vulture]

Do I even need to make a skitties joke

[cmweller]

Challenge #04488-L104: Trustworthy

Lilicoon has tea with her friends Jay and Mr. Sunshine. She laughs as she recounts her time as a "skitten-sitter" and some skitties decide to sit in the laps of the three, making it more amusing, and a good afternoon.

https://peakd.com/fiction/@internutter/challenge-04259-k241-volunteered-kitten-sitter -- Anon Guest

They had been amiably chatting about everyday nonsense when the half-grown skitten invited itself into her lap. Where it immediately settled to grooming her tail floof. Lilcoon interrupted her train of thought and speech to scritch its head and say, "Hello, Monty. Where's your sibs? Oh." Four more half-grown skittens leaped or clambered on to her and her seat. "Gumby, Doris, Fleek, and Zizu. The gang's all here."

Mr Sunshine, who had been meditatively sipping his Rosemary tea, raised an eyebrow. "You're not usually on first name basis with the Skitties. What happened?"

Lilcoon breezily dismissed it all with, "Oh, I became a Skitty-designated skitten-sitter the last time you were out on extended assignment." She gave each of her little companions some pets with one hand as she sipped tea with the other. Watching in amusement as Jay was making, And? AND? gestures.

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