Nov 10, 2024
"a cAt WiLl EaT yOu wHeN yOu DiE..."
Fuck you, I WANT Timm Drake to use my corpse as a weapon against the Joker.
I'm already dead what do I give a shit if my teeth get hit again, fuck him up Timmy you look amazing sweetie
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"a cAt WiLl EaT yOu wHeN yOu DiE..."
Fuck you, I WANT Timm Drake to use my corpse as a weapon against the Joker.
I'm already dead what do I give a shit if my teeth get hit again, fuck him up Timmy you look amazing sweetie
Slay Ride Audiobook by Lauren Biel
www.laurenbiel.com/slay-ride
Blurb
Snow won’t be the only thing getting blown
Bennett
My mother is in a medical facility, and I’m running out of money to pay for her care after screwing up a recent contract hit. To make matters worse, I’m no closer to finding my missing sister. I need a distraction.
That’s where Catarina Novak comes into the picture.
When she decides to attend the winter retreat, it’s only natural that I would follow her. My intentions are simple: make her as miserable as possible so that I can forget how miserable I am.
Making her unhappy is my favorite pastime, but what happens when I discover something I enjoy more? And how will I handle the truths she makes me admit to myself?
Cat
The winter retreat is a chance to forget all my worries and enjoy myself for an entire week. I’ll be there with my best friend, and I’ll finally get my first kill. What could possibly go wrong?
A lot, apparently.
When Bennett Carter breezes into the log mansion, he brings a cloud of chaos in his wake. With his stupidly handsome smirk, he blocks my kills at every turn and makes it his life’s mission to annoy me. But when we get lost in the woods overnight, something changes . . .
If people discover what we’ve done, we’ll never hear the end of it, but how can we keep this a secret when we’re stuck under a microscope? How can we stop what we’ve set in motion? And do we even want to?
Welcome to the winter retreat, Sinners!
Getting our holiday tiki on at Trader Sam's Enchanted Tiki Bar at the Disneyland Hotel, Anaheim CA. Tried the Holiday drinks: Sam's Slay Ride (whiskey based) and Under the Swizzletoe (chartreuse based)
SLAY RIDE!
Do you like dark romance? Do you like a bit of a giggle with your darkness? Do you enjoy some tongue in the cheek comedy? Do you like a smidgen of spice with your ice?
BOTH AVAILABLE NOW!
Get these two dark rom com books by Lauren Biel, get yourself comfy maybe have a pina colada and read this series. Two books out now and Sinners Retreat is available as an audiobook too 🎧
Third book coming soon 🖤
I wonder if it’s lovely weather for a slay ride together for two …
Slay Ride - Book 2 in Slaycation Series by Lauren Biel
Available Now.
Snow won’t be the only thing getting blown
Bennett
After a round of disappointments and failures, the last thing on my mind is any kind of romance. A pretty annoyance changes everything, and I find myself falling for the girl I’ve dedicated my life to harassing.
Catarina Novak.
While we’re trying to hide our dirty secret from our friends at the winter Sinners Retreat, can I somehow make this work? Or am I destined to remain a loner forever?