The Adventure of Slimery and Meth Once upon a time in Ancient Greece there was this snake. His name was Slimery. The reason he was named that is because he was half snake/half slug mutant type of deal. So one day, when Slimery was sitting all alone by himself in a park one day, he saw a drug dealer run past him. He ended up dropping the quart of meth he had in his jacket and Slimery picked it up with the hands he doesn't have. Slimery then was curious as to what meth did to his mental state of being as well as the taste - so he slithered home as fast as him slime would let him and lit it on fire and did whatever you do to inhale or drink meth or something. Then suddenly, Slimery's eyes went all swirly and they got all neon colored. His scales and slime suddenly turned black and he ran away from home, wishing to never see his parents again. He took refuge in an alleyway inside of a dark metal trashcan. One day though, after having stayed in that trashcan with his not-anymore-quart of meth that was now all gone since he smoked it all within three days, a small child ran into the alleyway, hiding from bandits who were trying to mug him. The snake heard the boy and slowly slithered out of the trashcan. The boy turned around in horror and almost screamed when he saw the large black snake approaching him. He trembled in fear as Slimery got closer and closer until he raised up his snake-like body so it was eye level with the boy. Slimery leaned forward until he was inches away from the boys face, and whispered in a husky voice: "hey kid u wanna buy a sun dial" THE END