#slutrio

[princesskuragina]

Me: the only committing I do is crimes

My girlfriend: so that's a no

Me: oh sorry of course I'll marry you

[homoeroticmisogyny]

hey has anyone else in this fandom read the For trilogy because it is driving me to the brink

[officialleotolstoy]

Slutrio (wap & hmu)

HMU SLUTRIO

Issa wants to actually do something because she’s obsessed with Valentine’s Day, so she writes the other slutrio members sweet notes with veiled insults in them and puts it under their pillows or something. Audrey throws candy hearts at the other two, but she throws it hard enough that it actually hurt. The hearts say something like “be mine (whore)” on them. Elena takes all the insults as compliments and thanks Issa and Audrey with obviously fake sickly sweetness.

They all get dinner together and watch Macbeth (2005) and pretend it’s a coincidence that this is essentially a date on Valentine’s Day.

WAP SLUTRIO

I already talked about Danatole and Kuragincest 🤢 so I’ll just take this opportunity to talk about Hélène and Dolokhov

If he even did give her anything, there are two options.

1) He would either do something extravagant, ostentatious, and entirely insincere in front of Pierre for the express purpose of annoying him

2) He just leaves something small somewhere he knows she’ll find it with a note that just says “you’re welcome” because obviously neither of them are allowed to actually acknowledge that they like the other

Or possibly both

[incorrecthmu]

Issa: Babe, can you pass me the butter?

Audrey and Elena: *both reach for the butter*

Max, bursting through the door holding a stick of butter: You called?

[atrox--academia]

Issa, Elena and Audrey really have the most profound ship dynamic in the entire show huh... Destroying each other out of love... Like sweet, sweet poison... Giving your full being to another --two others-- knowing it will be hurt.

Ugh, these women.

[emmajdestielgate]

ao3 user homoeroticmisogyny is the only writer i’ve found who understands multishipping issa it’s literally tragic their first posted fic is wr*va so i can’t support them!!

[incorrecthmu]

Elena: You look nice. I want to kiss you.

Audrey: What?

Elena: I SAID IF YOU DIED I WOULDN'T MISS YOU!

[atrox--academia]