trope: fake married/relationship!
these mean so much to me and lemme tell you why
the likely reason that these things come up is because everyone can CLEARLY tell that the two would be amazing together. like “you’re practically married/dating anyway” and they both AGREE ON IT?? like are you kidding me brothers?? stop and fall in love already
and i’m such a sucker for those quite moments. at any time though. when the other is looking at their pretend partner. and it’s in a moment of oblivion, but they see through the cracks. and the light that catches their eyes shines a bit brighter, their smile seems a bit more vibrant. they’re seeing things that they always knew were there but it’s different? and they don’t want to look away.
OH and my favorite thing. is when they’re in an instance where it’d be convenient to show some affection to each other in public. yeah we’re totally married. we’re totally dating. dont you see this pda? hold my hand. just do it. pull me close. is that your hand on my butt? it’s okay. leave it there. wait. kiss me. just kiss me, that’s how we’ll sell it. let’s make out. but don’t mean it. even though i do mean it. do you mean it? don’t let go, even after they’re gone.
idk who this could work for. perc’ahlia is so good for a dynamic like this. since i’ve become grogleth trash, that’d be amazing too. not to mention vaxilmore. can you imagine?