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[toxictoxicities]

@weepinglilvessel GRABBING AND SHAKING YOU I want this froggy mans ass

[sunshiny-rants]

Clint Barton Ella Enchanted AU. for no reason. I just love them both and wanna see him suffer from an obedience curse.

[marvelsocialmedia]

[nevermindirah]

"rodin ate pussy" you think this is a conversation nile and booker had during exile because nile was too shit scared to ask andy if he did? and booker's like ask nicky and joe about michelangelo and see which one capitulates about his dick sucking behaviour first, i have a theory and then andy is like no, nile, actually ask the little bastard about what happened with ernest hemmingway that one night in paris and booker hangs up and wont answer her calls for 3 weeks and she can't hold a straight face talking to him when he does because fucking hemmingway, booker?!?! fucking old man and the sea?! and booker just laugh-cries over the phone like he was hot in the twenties, leave me alone!

OH MY GOD

I was thinking Nile would text Booker the Rodin ate pussy post as an “ideas for next time” sext when they start hooking up like half-way through the exile, but this is EVEN BETTER

Nile: He was hot in the 20s?? was this before or after the atrocious mustache??

Booker: *triple checks with Copley that all pictures of him between 1924 and 1937 have been destroyed with extreme prejudice before responding*

Also I like to think within six months Andy’s telling Nile all kinds of shit she’s been stringing the boys along about for CENTURIES like “I’ll tell you when you’re older” or some shit. Nile pops into the kitchen, mentions to Joe and Nicky that she needs about a dozen more beers for all the gossip Andy is telling her, and they lose their shit, all of a sudden they’re marching out to the campfire shouting “Andromache you promised you’d tell us when we’re older, are we no better than children in your eyes??”

Booker doesn’t find out about any of this for like 30 years and it’s an immediate point of bonding with Joe and Nicky who are still upset

[herrlehnsherrhai]

Cornelius believes that he, too, is a fantastic wee beast

[nevermindirah]

... did I do this right

Image descriptions under the cut

Four stills from The Old Guard (2020) dir. Gina Prince Bythewood

Booker looking up at Nile from his laptop, with a screenshot of a tumblr post that reads “impossible to find a frankenstein recipe online that doesn't start with a freakin novel about the guy's early life in geneva... just gimme the ingredients and method”

Nile smiling

Nicky looking over from his bag of groceries with a neutral expression

Nile with her mouth open in shock

[ax-burden]

What soft romantic cliche are you?

tagged by @manganyeh . @thuganomxcs

steal it from me!

because I love you!

passionate; you are the heated moment of an argument. when the person you care for has done something outrageously stupid or dangerous. all of your pent up emotions that you've kept inside of you come bursting out: "beCAUSE I LOVE YOU!" how could they be so dense. how could YOU be so dense. you've loved each other this whole time. your love tends to be strong, and loud. sometimes it might be hard for you to express your feelings but you let people know that they are cared for. you're also hot. good for you.