#soap headcannon

[angel5ofp0rn]

Price’s children would be pretty well-behaved. Listen to him well, respect their elders, etc.

Gaz’s children would be a bit snobby, really into sports, a bit more hardheaded.

Soap’s kids are little menaces, but have hearts of gold. Would do anything for their family and friends, love their parents more than anything in the world.

Ghost’s children- and they’re all girls- are the most spoiled little divas any of the other guys have ever met. The minute he sees one of their little lips quiver, he’s offering snacks, lollies, money, the shirt off of his back- hell, the shirt off of Soap’s back. Poor guy can’t stand to see his little girls upset.

[fishing-for-cod]

Not sure if anybody’s said this before, but I have a feeling that Ghost tends to stash snack bars and energy bars around base. Maybe he started doing it when he first joined because he’d always get hungry but not want to carry around what he eats. Probably does it so often that he began accidentally hiding and stashing things when he’s stuck in his flat.

Soap comes over and finds three chocolate bars stuffed under the cushions when he’s looking for the remote. He eats all three in one sitting—never tells Ghost about it but the guy has a suspicion

[venomous-ragno]

I'm back and this time w some Soap longing for you :P

Tags: Soap x reader, gn!reader, Soap drabble, sfw, Soap's pov

Warnings: None except not proofread

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It's a struggle with you.

One that you're probably not even aware of. And how could you, when this sargeant keeps his back straight and gazes friendly, but not too straight and not too friendly?

He doesn't need you to know how he watches you. Happens involuntarily and unconsciously. Your voice he hears crystal clear in a room full of people, your smile he can't help but memorise, the way your brows furrow at yet another wound of his.

Soap knows he's damned. Doomed even. He knows it as it curses through his very core; that longing pull of the heart, like tiny needles pricking him all over. It stings and burns yet refreshes him all the same.

And he tells himself: One day. One day he'll be able to tell you, one day when he's achieved enough to be proud in himself, confident he can be all you need and want.

His resolve crumbles a little bit each day.

It's not his fault. Truly. You drive him insane, he reasons, even though you're just you. But that's the problem: You're you. You're unlike anything he's ever witnessed. Who wouldn't fall for you?

He's strong. Steadfast. Soap's been in and out of battles like others to clubs, almost getting killed, recovering, and going out there again to start the cycle anew. He's surviving.

Perhaps that's the best excuse he cam come up with. He's surviving, but he wants to live. With you, through you. A dangerous thought, he knows but cannot help it, cannot resist it even though you're not even doing anything to claim his attention.

You're just you.

And that alone is enough of a struggle.

[angel5ofp0rn]

Price’s kids each having a favorite uncle (Gaz, Soap, Simon) is my favorite thought

Price is pissed that his daughter speaks with uncle Soap’s Scottish accent and says things like “Steamin’ Jesus!” when she spills her juice or breaks a crayon

His son, bless his heart, took it to heart when uncle Si said that he’s so big and strong because he eats his spinach (because he overheard that the li’l man said he hates spinach). Poor kid gags and chokes it down every day, no matter what his mum has made for dinner

Having uncle Kyle as the favorite made sense to Price… until Gaz spends the whole weekend teaching the little ones how to prank their old dad; setting up a whoopee cushion in his recliner, making prank calls from Gaz’s phone, ding-dong ditching from the front door, then running to the back door and doing it again

[angel5ofp0rn]

thinking about the 141 as daddies of babies with afro hair 🙂‍↕️

Gaz would know the basics, naturally, and would take the extra time to make sure his babies always have their hair right. he reminds them how beautiful their hair is and how important it is to take the extra time and care to keep it healthy. if you’re not used to caring for their hair type, he’s very patient in teaching you the basics and hypes you up every time you do their hair on your own.

Price would shyly stumble into a black salon and ask for tips and tutorials on how to care for his children’s hair. he’d make sure he had all the right tools, products, accessories, etc. and make sure he knows how to use them. he does a piss poor job at styling it, and you always end up having to fix it anyway, but at least he tries.

Soap goes all in. he has his babies sat in front of him, and a youtube tutorial in front of them both, and he’s putting in the work. tongue sticking out as he braids and twists and, surprisingly, it turns out better than anyone expected— except him. he was confident from the get go. now it’s your turn, bonnie; boho braids or knotless box braids? i saw a lass earlier with her hair like this—

Ghost is standing by the shampoo bowl, arms crossed, at his children’s biweekly hair appointment telling the hairdresser that money is no object, just make his babies happy. he’s stocking up on bonnets, silk pillow cases, whateverthefuck that is that makes their hair smell so good and makes his li’l girl’s curls look shiny, the way she likes. he has their ipads charged up for their long appointments and is going in and out of the salon to fetch various snacks and drinks for the kids and the hairstylists taking care of them.

[angel5ofp0rn]

uuuggghghh just imagine reader is reluctant to let husband Price’s SAS buddy stay at the house because she doesn’t really know him or whatever

and then she sees how gorgeous he is and she gets all flustered and stumbles over her words around him and blushes whenever she hears that scottish accent or whenever he calls her “bonnie”

she’s walked in on him in standing in the kitchen in just his boxers, his hand accidentally brushed against her ass when he walks past her, he’s jokingly pulled her into his lap during the cookout

John ends up pulling Soap aside to have a talk with him

she feels kind of bad because she’s been eating up all the flirting and she knows Price is about to reprimand him for making moves on his wife :(

but they come back after a while with a proposition instead

they want a threesome 😩

[fishing-for-cod]

Imagine Soap and Gaz having mandatory movie nights to get Price and Ghost caught up on recent things

Like, Ghost doesn't usually care to watch many movies that aren't, like, random nature documentaries and a few good movies he rewatches, so he doesn't know about many of the things that come out like Inside Out or Inside Out 2, Moana, or any of that

And, yes, specifically kids movies

Soap and Gaz get a good laugh out of forcing Ghost and Price to watch "kids' movies", but they all secretly actually really like them

Price usually reads books and doesn't watch lots of movies, but there's still a few good ones he likes (he got introduced to old westerns a while back, and even though he doesn't always understand the "slang", he still likes their aura or vibe or whatever)

Price is the reason they have closed captions on in every movie (he has hearing problems, not because he's old, but because he's shot one too many guns without headphones)

[angel5ofp0rn]

I remember seeing a tweet that said something along the lines of “if you’ve never laughed during sex, you’re doing it with the wrong person.”

Why do I imagine Soap trying to make you laugh every time the two of you have sex? Whether it’s a dumb, poorly timed joke or just the stupid faces he purposely makes while he’s on top. Soap definitely tries to make sex with him an experience.