#somewhat amusing

[lordmushroomkat]

You know, when people talk about what it's like after getting top surgery (ye olde teet yeet) they always talk about the reduction of gender dysphoria and the rise of gender euphoria. They never talk about how much it makes everything so much easier and more convenient.

I never have to wear a binder again. That's one less layer for me to be sweating to death in during summer. After taking a shower, I don't have to wait until I dry off enough to put on my binder. I don't have to calculate my day around how long it's safe to wear a binder. I don't have to switch to a sportsbra to dance, I can just dance. There's nothing weighing down my shoulders. There is literally a weight off of my chest. I don't have to wear a swimbra under my swimsuit. I could theoretically go topless, I don't want to but that's not the point. My chest is no longer considered indecent. For the first time since I was like 8 I am free.

You don't understand it's so lovely. I can run and play and dance and swim and I don't have to worry about the stupid sacks of fat on my chest. I can just live. One step closer to having a body that is completely neutral. I love being able to just exist.

It's beautiful, it's wonderful. It's streamlined my showering schedule.

[synthetic-rust]

I find it amusing that in the model series Duncan had a somewhat goofy looking face, but in the cgi series they made his face more handsome like(?) yet made the rest of him look goofy instead sjxazabhsj

i guess Duncan is just inherently cursed to always look a lil funny in some regard, no matter what version of the show he’s a part of.

I kinda live for that ngl. He’s just a funny wee yellow Scotsmen with an attitude.

Though, despite how novel this observation is to me, I still do wish they did Duncan’s proportions better on his cgi model (like dude, they really couldn’t’ve just raised up the boiler a lil bit?)

Homie could’ve had a glow up whilst not somehow shrinking in the process…oh well, It was not to be I suppose

[barely-getting-bi]

hey you!!

go follow the.picnic.gang on instagram!

it is me and my friends being absolute Dumbasses and Weirdos

(members of The Picnic Gang™ are me, @poodleman39 @sugargliderowl @bippityboppityfa-boo-lous @ifrickenhatedeverythingaboutthis and @aspex-t)

[hanniesunshine]

Hey cutie, you look awfully pretty in those clothes. But I bet you would look better with nothing on.

😳...

U-uh? My ace self is just sliiiightly uncomfortable… but I can’t say that made me blush 😅 that’s quite smooth of you though!

[wolfmaw]

what the fuck?

four porn blogs just followed me. I mean sure I post nsfw content on occasion, but that’s mostly just comedy. I don’t post full blown porn usually

[pipkin-the-hellion]

You know how some people stare at a closet full of clothes as declare that they have nothing to wear?

I stare at my full refrigerator and well-stocked pantry and declare:

"There's nothing to eat!"

[pipkin-the-hellion]

My sister just locked my other sister in the pantry for a few minutes.  When she was released, my other sister remarked that "she was scared that she would go hungry."

[sans-a-name]

Do you ever just ask yourself, "wtf" in regards to everything? Like wtf why did I order this sandwich? Wtf why didn't I get gas yesterday? Wtf why did I kill a man? Wtf where is Ohio?