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The Fuck Around and Find Out Files - Mortal Kombat - Sonja Blade / Bridgette Wilson style.

Sonja : you know, your actually not the most annoying person on the planet.

Johnny : thank you!

Sonja : but you better hope Kano doesn't die.

Johnny : ice bitch.

Sonja : I've been called worse.

Johnny : like what?

Sonja : your wife.

Johnny : do you believe in love at first sight or should I walk by again?

Sonja : yeah, but this time don't stop!

Johnny : I think your the best looking girl in here.

Sonja : really? Then I should probably go find the best looking guy.

Sonja : you want to sell my house?

Johnny : OUR house. I bought it for both of us. Not my best decision, but my realtor was my penis.

Sonja : is that what they mean when they say the markets gone soft?

Johnny : where have you been all my life, beautiful?

Sonja : hiding from you.

Sonja Blade, I Go Hard

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