#source: boondocks

[incorrect-maraudersaandco-quotes]

Sirius: And that’s when it hit me! The best idea I ever had in my entire life! Mcgonagall: That’s the worst idea you ever had in your entire life.

[djtitus921]

Happy Birthday Marc/Morgan!

[mlb5hs25]

Adrien in Chat Blanc, deciding not to tell Marinette his identity or that he found out hers: And that's when it hit me, the best idea I've ever had in my entire life.

Chat Blanc, after causing human extinction: That's the worst idea you ever had in your entire life.

[incorrect-losers]

Stan *throwing a book*: Here, read a book, dummy

Eddie *dodging the book*: Read? You can’t read and get hoes! Show me one person that reads and gets hoes!

Stan: I’m looking at one that don’t read and don’t got no hoes

Stan: Goodnight, …playa

[freeusemuses]

Jade: I present to you, the Luther! A full pound beef patty, covered in cheese! Five strips of bacon, served between-!

Jade: Two doughnuts!

Jade: Two Krispy Kreme doughnuts!

Jaden: Oi, you can't serve this kind of food to people! It'll cause ... death!

[polarblackink]

Batfam!Powder Au

Bruce after he intoduces Selena to Powder

Bruce: So, how do you feel about Sele-

Powder: I say toss her groupie ass out the window and let her stargaze from outside

He has no words, this is the first time she’s ever reacted like this and Jason wheeze laughs when Dick shows him the video. Yes he was ”secretly” recording he thought it would be cute. It wasn’t

[dcau-incorrect-quotes]

Superman: what’s more important, Gotham or us?

Batman: Gotham.

Flash: Man, he didn’t even think about it.

[incorrectnerov-quotes]

But It was Gay! Why should I have to apologize? I saw Gay so I said gay, that ain't bullying

A redgrave citezen, on seeing Nero and V