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“I promise I’m not mad. I just wanna know who thought it would be a good idea to introduce G Wash to emojis. Specifically the eggplant emoji.”

—John Laurens in @fihli modern coffee shop au known as ‘Sons of Libertea’

John Laurens: My name is John and I’m——

John Laurens: *has an intense stare off into the distance*

Hercules Mulligan:

Hercules Mulligan: *expasterated* Life isn’t anime John wake up and smell the taxes

Special thanks to @fihli for the information.

[on stairs]

George Washington: Maybe in about a year?

Alexander: I AM FUC-FORKING QUALIFIED FOR THIS, SIR.

George, expasterated: There is no reason to shout Alexander. Use your inside voice!

Alexander: Well if you would imply that you heard me the first TIME I WOULDN’T HAVE TO SHOUT.

[meanwhile]

McHenry: So... do you think they might fall on the steps?

Laurens: Depends who pushes first. My money is on Alex. *munches on popcorn*

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