#source: kim possible

[incorrectlooneytunesquotes]

Varmint, you have something that doesn't belong to ya! Well, technically, it don't belong to me either, but ah'm a villain, so ah don't particularly care!

Yosemite Sam to Bugs Bunny

[tf2incorrectquotes]

Soldier: Hey, I helped with that avalanche too, you know!

Engineer: Solly, buddy, you were the one who STARTED it.

[incorrectlooneytunesquotes]

Duck Dodgers as Cadet: Johnsthon and I will dithstract them, while you dithsarm the neutronolizer... Cadet as Dodgers: H-h-h-h-how come, when I f-f-finally get to be y-y-you, I still end up being the d-distraction?

[incorrectlooneytunesquotes]

Bugs: Whatever you've stolen, give it back!

Mugsy: Duh we haven't stolen a darn thing.

Rocky: (appears) I've stolen it da darn ting, Mugsy. Let's go.

[bobauthorman]

(Although Salem won at Atlas, the battle had cost her several agents. With the forces of Remnant uniting against her, filling the holes in her chain of command required extreme measures)

Young man in a business suit: Hi, I'm Hank Perkins, from the temp agency. Ready to get to work, ma'am.

Salem: So. Tell me, young man. Do you have any previous evil experience?

Perkins: No, but I'm a self-starter. And I have a law degree.

Salem: Eh, close enough.

[incorrectlooneytunesquotes]

Sylvester: [Hector picks up dog biscuit] Don't eat it, Hector! It could be -

[Hector stuffs the biscut in Sylvester's mouth]

Sylvester: - Hmm. Mmm. Bacony.

[bobauthorman]

"I. Am. EVIL! Have I made myself clear?"

-Cinder Fall, talking to the FNDM

[incorrectgallifreyquotes]

Ace: (Over Comms) Hombre 1 to Narv. We have varmints. Narvin: We have what? Varmints? What is a varmint? Leela, here. You speak human. Leela: Give me that. What is going on on? Leela: (Hangs up) Looks like we got us some varmints. Narvin: What does that mean?!