#source: kim possible

[incorrect-thunderbolts]

Bucky: Bob is missing, can you find him?

Yelena: Do you think I have him microchipped or something?

Bucky: Well, do you?

Yelena:

Yelena: Yeah, hang on.

[incorrectquotesmcu]

Walker: Hey, I helped with that avalanche too, you know.

Yelena: You STARTED it.

[floptoya]

An: Where's Toya?

Akito: HE'S NOT MY BOYFRIEND!!!

An: ... I never said he was???

Akito: Oh, haha, awkward

[unicornblossom13]

Skeletor: Evil-Lyn! I’m still waiting!

Evil-Lyn: So read a magazine, I’m working!

Skeletor [to a trapped Adam]: Excuse me, I have to go make a scene. [stomps away]

[sengenarchives]

Senku, picking up phone: Hey, mentalist. Gen: Hey, Senku-chan! Senku: I'm so ready for Friday night. What's the plan?  Gen: Um, actually I– Senku: Anything but Francois' restaurant, we go there every Friday. This weekend, let's mix it. Gen: Ah- Senku: Hey, what's that movie you wanted to see? About the guy, you know, with the fingers…? Gen: You mean "The Finger Guy"? Senku: That's the one. Gen: Uhh, Senku-chan, I sort of made plans already. Senku, slightly panicking: Plans? On a Friday? You? Gen: I gotta practice my impersonations! Senku: You rather spend Friday night, mindlessly practicing fake voices than with me? Gen: It’s for charity. Senku: Explain… Gen: We’re having a children's books reading marathon, I gotta practice up. 24-hours non-stop reading to raise money for research. Senku: Research what? Gen: Repetitive stress injuries. Senku: Right… Gen: With my impersonations it’s going to be great! Senku: No big, I’ve got plenty of Friday night options. Gen: Oh, well, I mean, you can come with! Senku: Hard pass, children’s books reading is not my thing. Gen: You sure you’re okay with this? Senku: Yeah, no drama. I mean, it's not like Friday nights are my official "mentalist nights", right? Gen: Alright, cool! Later, Senku-chan~! Byakuya a few minutes later: Senku, you’re still home? I thought Friday nights were your "mentalist nights". Senku, sulking: Not officially…

[tf2incorrectquotes]

Soldier: Hey, I helped with that avalanche too, you know!

Engineer: Solly, buddy, you were the one who STARTED it.

[superiorsturgeon]

Jaune: Frankly, I find the whole “dating” thing to be overrated. Who would subject themselves to that? 🧐

Pyrrha: People who can actually GET dates! 😝

Some time later…

Jaune/Pyrrha: *dating each other*

Jaune/Pyrrha: …huh.

[incorrectquoteshungergames]

Finnick: Where’s Johanna?

Y/N: SHE’S NOT MY GIRLFRIEND!

Finnick: … I never said she was?

Y/N: Oh. Haha, awkward.