#source: slimetony

[incorrectpersona-cianthemighty]

Ryuji: Hey people who know that astrology shit. I've been having a lot of feelings lately. Are there any planets I can blame that on?

Akechi: Earth.

[fucktales-woo-oo]

Dewey: I want to be a cryptid, but not like I want to turn into Mothman or Bigfoot.

Dewey: I just want to be regular old me, but hanging out in the woods in a t-shirt and jeans, and people look for me with binoculars and they find me hoarding stones by a riverbed, eating Lil Debbie snack cakes, and the government tries to conceal my existence.

[incorrectjthmquotes]

Thought I saw a shooting star but the neighbors above me are flicking cigarette butts out the window.

Todd, probably

[incorrectndrv3]

Gonta: All bugs have names. Mom bugs and dad bugs name their bug sons and bug daughters. Every ant has a first and fucking last name.

[bangtanincorrect-blog]

Yoongi: I feel like there are a finite amount of seconds in my life I'm allowed to enjoy and I'm saving them for when I need them

[incorrect-saiyuki-quotes]

Genkai: *doing a tarot card reading* uh oh… this guy has a sword… better watch out for that…

[incorrectintermissionquotes]

Doze: I slept for almost 12 hours but I might still be tired so lets go for 12 more just in case

Crowbar: Doze, that’s a coma

Doze: sounds festive

[incorrectfayzquotes]

Sam: I just slept for 12 hours but I'm still tired. Let's go for 12 more.

Astrid: Sam, that's a coma.

Sam: Sounds festive.