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[im-perfectly-unique]

I’ll start with something my mom always told us as kids. “Always wear clean underwear!”

[wolferine]

Y/N: Homophobia is so dumb.

Natasha: 🥺

Y/N: How can someone be afraid of a home?

Natasha: 🙄

[guardianoftheotherside]

There are three the most important thinks in the life: gun, shovel and alibi

~Fury

[jesus-and-me-4eva]

Revelation 21:4

[withinyou-withoutyous-blog]

Dhani: "Can I have a slice of cake?"

George: "Son, what is the rule?"

Dhani: "No slices of cake before dinner."

George: "That's Ringo's rule. Mine says you can eat it if you bring me one too."

Dhani: "Okie!"

Ringo: "George, no."

[incorrectggtvavquotes]

Monty: I got yelled at today.

Percy: What did you do this time?

Monty: Lockwood pointed a ruler at me and said. "There's an idiot at the end of this ruler" and I asked, "Which end?".

[cresentmoonprincess]

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[itstheapocalypsebaby]

Dave after ending up in 2019 to meet Klaus' siblings: Is Four a lot?

Klaus: It depends on the context

Allison: Dollars? Nope

Vanya: Murder, *glares pointedly at Five* yes

Diego: a lot to handle? yes

Klaus: hEY!