School Stories with Saphy~
I haven't talked about school in a while. So let's go! 'Cause who doesn't love school?! Am I right or am I right?!...Okay, so school may not be all that amazing...But with all the pointless drama and funny moments, you have to admit that it is a good source of memories.
Anyway, enough rambling! Time for the stories!
Let's begin with my 'epic prank'...
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I all started when me and my friends were waiting in the lunch line. That week, our year/grade was last, so we were all pretty bored. But not for long...
Suddenly, our friend (let's call her Carmen) rushed over. She started talking to Mars about something. Being the slightly rude friend that I am, I butted in with a question. A question that changed so much...
I asked her if she was pregnant (for some reason). She was still talking to Mars and joyfully yelled 'YES!!!!'. I knew that she had answered Mars, but who would let this slide? I had the perfect opportunity to make a joke out of this! So, I gasped and asked her if her friend (let's call him Andrew) was the father. She finally realised what was going on and laughed. Her biggest mistake was that she played along and nodded.
Some time passed and I wasn't satisfied with the mere awkwardness that I had caused. I needed more. Thus, I got most of the school play's cast (in which Andrew was in) to congratulate the 'lucky man'. Of course, I told them to never say why they are congratulating him. At first he thought it was something innocent, but then he realised that it was something to do with Carmen.
Later that night, he texted her asking about the 'whole congratulation thing'. Carmen tried to play it off cool and pretended that she didn't know. However, it turned out that Jeremy told him that Carmen was involved in it...I knew that his big mouth would ruin the prank! Andrew then forced Carmen to spill the beans and said exactly this: ''In the nicest way possible...You are a freak!''
I'm kind of sad that the truth got revealed, but you can't have too much of a good thing! Still, I can't actually believe that the prank lasted for a whole day! I'm pretty proud of myself.
Our next story shall be a classroom tale.
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This time, my class was having an art lesson. May I add that not everyone in the class likes our teacher? I mean, she's just a meanie pants! :(
Anyway, the boy that sots next to me showed her the middle finger after she pointed out his mistakes. He thought that she had her back to him, but she immediately turned around. Thinking quickly, I looked at the boy and pretended that he did it to me. Unfortunately, she didn't buy it. However, she didn't murder him on the spot. She just gave him a disappointed look.
Afterwards, the boy turned to me and sighed with relief. We laughed it off and made a few jokes about the fact that he almost crapped himself.
After what seemed like hours of our group complaining about her, our teacher finally dismissed us. As we were walking out she called my name and I was almost positive that she was going to murder me. To my surprise, she just asked me if I wanted a crisp. I stared at her awkwardly and thanked her for the offer. Obviously, I didn't take it. It could've had poison in it! :o (Eek)
To finish off this SSWS, I have a library tale.
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Our friendship group decided to go into the library to eat our food. There were two reasons: (1.) We could eat food earlier in there and (2.) someone that I like hangs out in the library. We left our bags on a table and split ways. Saturn and I stayed in the library to sing random songs, while Beth and Mars went to get their food.
After singing a few songs, we wandered off into the creepy side of the library. In there, there were some creepy boys (who bare in mind were younger than us) eating their lunch. Being the awkward person that she is, Saturn sat down on their table and tried to 'become their friend'. To her horror, they began swearing at her. Naturally, I got annoyed and stepped in. No one calls my twin a female dog!
After them calling me a male private part (how immature), I got annoyed. I was not fooling around anymore. I shut them up for a second by saying,
''Well, you can't exactly talk, since you don't even have one.'' Saturn was so shocked, that she even did the whole 'Oooh! Burn!' thing. However, they didn't stoo being annoying yet. Eventually, we were so done and we left.
Once Mars came back, I ran up to her and (in a toddler's voice) told her that 'the boys were bullying us'. She responded to this by patting my head and rushing over to them.
To my horror, she found her bag (which Saturn had hid under the boys' table to annoy her) and raged. She started chasing Saturn around the library, while I tried to block her way. At one point, I sat down and grabbed her wrist. Unfortunately, my arm was in an awkward position. Therefore, when she ran the other direction, I couldn't pull it away.
Crash! The chair tipped over and I fell onto the floor. My friends and everyone around us (including the person I like Sweating a little... ) smirked or burst into fits of laughter. I shrugged it off and stood up. At least I stopped my friend from fighting!
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And that is the end of School Stories with Saphy! See ya in the next one, where I will talk about the boy who tried to dance with me. :|
