#stancat123

[paradoxicalpaldeann]

kaif and stan are soulmates, but in the worst way possible. they're destined to annoy eachother beyond belief in every single lifetime through their friendship. souls bound by mutual spite. there is never a conceivable timeline where their first thoughts upon seeing eachother isn't "oh god this guy again". platonic soulhates

[local-salt-raiders-fan]

SRtober day #6: office

this would totally happen

[staif-and-broulderbeans-anon]

a snippet for a little staif oneshot i’m working on

tw: the noncon is real wit this one

He could barely make out what he’s seeing, but that man is crouching down to his level, raising a hand to firmly grasp his chin. Stan flinches at the contact but can’t successfully pull himself away. The man runs a thumb across Stan’s lower lip, gaining a quiet whimper in return.

“Pretty little thing,” he coos, “shame that I’m not the client…”

Stan hesitated to speak, only letting out a noise that sounded like “what?”

“We don’t worry about that,” he senses the man inching closer, bringing another hand to rake through his smooth, chocolate hair with an unexpected gentleness that almost made Stan want to lean into it. He brings a finger to one of his soft ears and traces a few lines on it, sending shivers down his spine.

“…what do you want?” Stan asks with a sheepish tone.

“Hm? Oh, capturing hybrids to sell makes a lot of money, especially if they’re from noble backgrounds,” his captor explained, then leaned closer to his ear, muttering, “my client just so happened to ask for you.”

Stan’s eyes widen in a mix of shock, disgust, and fear under the blindfold as he heard those words. He, the prince of the very city he’s assuming they’re still in, is going to be sold to some messed up lowlife that he could get arrested at any time. Ridiculous.

[srbodypillow]

Here's a thought that's been on my mind recently; Stan being used as stress relief by the rest of Sr when they get frustrated at him during a gaming session. Also, Stan sometimes throwing the game a little bit because he knows what will happen after

[sairitaikutsu]

i have an idea

what if this thing

but kaif and stan

[deathcanbegreat]

Hey Amoung Us community!!

You should definitely watch The Salt Raiders on YouTube and Twitch! They’ve been playing Amoung Us for months, and it’s very amusing to watch friends play over a discord call. There are full 3 hour vods of them playing on YouTube, while also 20 minute videos of edited content if you just want the funniest bits.

I suggest watching SR_Kaif as his channel is the most popular out of all of the content creators on there. Or my personal favorite, NoBeans!

[paradoxicalpaldeann]

already shared this on discord but now tumblr gets it

[paradoxicalpaldeann]

oh yeah my favourite streamer ah umm uhh [looks at smudged writing] standard cat