#stanleyuris

[stanelyurisisaliveandwell]

Bill: do you ever just learn a fact that completely fucks your brain and rewriters the entire world as you know it? anyways apparently barcode scanners scan the white in between and not the black lines

Stan: they WHAT NOW?!

[theultimateweirdshipper]

Stan's Gay Panic over Bill~♡♡ Comission to a Friend :> It's hard to capture this scene but i tried my best >\\<"

[heymxrvel]

some stenbrough for y'all 🥰

[theloversclubhouse]

incorrect losers club as things my friends and i have said pt. 2

Richie: I REMEMBER A COUPLE OF WEEKS AGO I ASKED “do they serve cake at funerals?” I WAS DEADASS HELP

Bill: DO THEY?

Stan: smashes head on brick wall

Mike: how the hell the teachers gonna be up our asses abt plagiarism when i find the whole worksheet on quizlet

Bev: i have major daddy issues and i need some psychological evaluation

Richie: i don’t speak scientific ass math book supreme

Eddie: I WILL REMIND U GUYS BC YALL SICK IN THE HEAD

Ben: grape flavored doritos

Mike: DO NOT GO ON

Georgie talking about Bill: did i tell yall the story where my sister kicked my ass and i flew onto a couch

Bev talking about Mike: SOME KID IN TECH SAID HE WANTED TO GO TO HELL AND THE WHOLE CLASS WAS LIKE: ...

HE WAS LIKE “AS LONG AS I HAVE MY LEGOS”

Bill: COFFEE JUST CAME OUJT OF MY NMOSE

Richie: i fell asleep during lunch💔

Eddie: I CAN BRETAH

Richie: bretah💔👹

Ben to Mike: bitch i’m so disappointed that the easter bunny ain’t real

Mike: *making a plush gnome do the macarena*

Bill: 😐

[w-byers]

the losers club ☼ stanley uris →  I know I’m a loser. And no matter what, I always fucking will be.

[idiotsincorporated]

I would like you to fight me on it.

[sweetndbitter]

i love these kids so much..........

[pampkinart]

Day 6: Bruises

"It opened again, Stan!" - Eddie

"It's because you can't behave." - Stan

"I just wanted to play with Mike and Richie!" - Eddie

"Playing arm wrestling?" - Stan

"... Shut up, Stan." - Eddie

Since Richie started talking, teasing and joking has tripled! 😆 Of course, Eddie would participate in all of them... the only problem is his "torn arm" that can't handle all the energy inside that tiny body. 🤷🏻‍♀️