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The way that the Jopson playlist is THREE TIMES LONGER than everyone else's and he gave him a little NICKNAME too. David it's ok we already knew he's your favorite character you didn't need to prove it to us.

#DAVECHELLA #THOMAS JOPSON #THE TERROR #PLEASE IT'S SO FUNNY..............#STARKY'S ORIGINAL POSTS #STARKY'S TEXT POSTS

One summew, when I was seven, my pawents sent me to wive with two aunts in Oxfordshire. I did nyot want to go. (>_<) The ewdewwy… have that effect on chiwdwen. But they wuvd me ^-^ and I gwew to wuv them. They wewe Papists, I came to find. Devout. Each Sunday, they'd weave me with a housemaid whiwe they attended a Cathowic mass. I was fwightenyed fow them. ;;w;; I'd been towd they wewe doing some gweat, unfowgivabwe thing. Then, onye mownying they took me with them. I was shaking. ;;w;; The sewvice was nyot the howwing spectacwe of sin I'd imagined, but was beautifuw. The singing souwnded dewivewed by angews themsewves. UwU When it came time fow the Euchawist, I found mysewf moved to step fowwawd. My aunts wewe suwpwised but pweased, I couwd see. I took the wafew on my tongue, drank fwom the chawice, and I fewt cwean. With the body and bwood of Chwist within me, I fewt fowgiven fow evewy poow, weak, ow sewfish thing within my souw. *cries* It was a pewfect moment, in a whole >w< impewfect life. The nyext week, when it came time to dwess, I pwetended to be iww. They knyew I was pwetending. To this day I don't knyow why I did it. They nyevew asked me to join them again. We nyevew spoke of it. It was the wast and onwy time I stepped into a Papist chuwch. But tonyight, when I cwose my eyes, ^w^ I'm thewe. If I wewe a bwavew man, I'd kiww Mw. Hickey (>_<) though it wouwd mean my death too. But I'm hungwy. I'm hungwy, and I want to live. *runs away*

#George Henry Hodgson #George Hodgson #The Terror #''girl where FUCK have you been what's happening with lieutfest finish your fanworks and reply to your messages what are you DOING--''#[drops this. leaves.]#Starky's Original Posts #Starky's Text Posts #< really stretching this definition #I originally tried just putting this through an uwuifier generator but I was unsatisfied with it. I wanted to do it Right.#So this is organically and lovingly crafted.#Only the best for her. Obviously. <3 #THE HODGOWOGUE #IF YOUW WIW

My Terror fan theory is that Hodgson is aggressively bouncing his leg under the table during every single scene in the wardroom. Yes this includes the ones where they're discussing how long it will be until they starve to death.

#That's why Ned groped Jirv's thigh that one time. He was so used to grabbing George's leg to make him stop jiggling lest Crozier notice.#It was simply instinctive.#George Hodgson #The Terror #Now I cannot stop thinking about Ned keeping a hand on George's thigh under the table to keep him grounded during meetings QwQ #rubbing a thumb gently over his knee...... WAH..... FUCK..........#Starky's Original Posts #Starky's Text Posts #George Henry Hodgson

"Hodgving is real," I say into the mic.

The fandom boos. I begin to walk off in shame, when a voice speaks and commands silence from the room.

"They're right," it says. I look for the owner of the voice. There in the 5th row stands: Christos Lawton himself.

#he's holding a boombox blasting his little playlist #Christos Lawton #hodgving #The Terror #SORRY NOT SORRY FOR ONE ZILLION POSTS ABOUT THIS <3 IT'S AN INTERNATIONAL HOLIDAY <3 #terror cast #Starky's original posts #starky's text posts #I could not for the life of me remember how this meme went #and it was so fucking hard to google ghjkgsdsjhdskjsk #humiliating process but worth it #obviously #REMEMBER THIS DAY WHEN YOU ARE VOTING IN THE NEXT ROUND OF THE TERROR YURI SHIP TOURNAMENT!!!!!!

i was getting ready for another day of spying and murdering, practicing my interrogator death stare with my piercing blue orbs. just then, enabran tain came in. “pack your things.” he said. “i’ve sold you to pay our debts. meet your new owners, the crew of deep space 9.”

#sorry. blame the person who made a version of this for 7 and voyager. I simply could not resist.#saddest and funniest part of A Stitch In Time is how he just keeps getting sold like this his whole life. to Bamarren. to the Order. to DS9 #king of having zero agency ever <3 #Star Trek: Deep Space 9 #Elim Garak #A Stitch In Time #Starky's Original Posts #Starky's Text Posts #unfortunately this stupid post really is extraordinarily funny to me.

if Crozier had a nickel for every time someone close to him kept a mortal wound secret from him he'd have two nickels which isn't a lot but it's definitely enough to give him some very specific trauma for the rest of his life

#blankzier #fitzier #The Terror #Francis Crozier #I must say generally I think we are all collectively sleeping on some very interesting parallels between Blanky and Fitzjames......#I'm a lieutgirlie so this really isn't my department but I wanted to start some thoughts percolating within smarter people's brains on this #Also someone PLEASE write a fic where they both survive and he becomes paranoid about their health and safety QwQ #I want it now even though it would surely destroy me.........#Starky's original posts #Starky's text posts #as I said of course I am a lieutgirlie and the parallel of Edward and Crozier both ''losing two friends in one day'' is just diabolical #and one of my favorite things in the world to imagine is Ned becoming absolutely neurotic about Hodge n Jirv in a survival AU #just full on needs to have at least one and preferably both of them in his line of sight at all times or he starts hyperventilating #and I think the idea of Crozier feeling like that would also be very interesting and even more complicated #because he'd be much more successful than Edward (typical) at being self aware and repressing it which only makes it worse naturally lmao #and also because Blanky and Fitzjames definitely seem like the types who would chafe at that sort of thing lol #whereas I think tbqh Hodge and Jirv would be so messed up they'd be only too happy to embrace the codependency <3 yay <3 #To Have And Have Not Lieutenant OT3 Version. Find it in ao3 bookstores whenever I manage to actually finish writing it.#christ look at all those tags. OP make a post about something without mentioning the Lieutenants challenge. failed catastrophically.

the way that hickey and Stanley and even fucking TUUNBAQ all get modern AU lives full of hope and healing. meanwhile Crozier is actively suicidal.

#I feel like we didn't discuss that ''Francis saying goodbye to the world'' comment enough. That shit was BLEAK.#Davechella #The Terror #Francis Crozier #Nedward of course found dead in miami but we knew that would be the case because Dave dgaf about him lmao #Crozier's honestly made me MORE sad because Dave did clearly care a lot and think a lot about it and as he said #the sadness just came naturally and he decided not to fight it.#ough :(#Starky's original posts #Starky's text posts #THIS WAS MEANT TO BE A JOKE POST BUT THEN I GOT SAD FR OOPS

The real fujoshi throne, of course, is Hodgson's cabin on the ship, perfectly situated between Little's and Irving's such that he can hear both of them jerking off and softly moaning the other one's name, each unbeknownst to the other.

#This was written as a sort of punchline to my post just above but I do love how it reads on its own as well. Quite poetic dare I say.#nedving #George Hodgson #The Terror #Terror Lieutenants #this OT3 is fucking hell on earth we don't even have a proper ship name smh #anyways can someone with actual skill write this concept into a fic #because otherwise I'm going to do it and it'll be atrocious and full of some very strange and niche kinks I warn you all in advance #Starky's original posts #Starky's text posts #also they're both crying while they do it. obviously #George Henry Hodgson

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