#steve is me

[stincorrect]

Steve: It’s all happening and I need an adult and I need an adult and I need an adu-- Dustin: Steve you are the adult. Steve: ... Steve: Nooooooooo.

[rayrayhaywire]

So Steve can't get sick right? But let's say he did, somehow, for plot-convenient purposes. I don't think you can imagine how fucking TERRIFIED he'd be

That man can fight 20v1 against aliens, he can fight a supersoldier, he can fight killer robots, he can hold back a fucking helicopter, he can run for miles and miles and miles and miles without getting tired, he can get shot and walk it off. But he can't get sick. No way in fucking seven rings of hell can Steve handle being sick again. Not anymore

He'd be in the middle of a panic attack, losing his mind, going crazy with PTSD, clutching his head and heart and body and crying and choking and wheezing and trying to scream but choke, even if the sickness itself isn't anything major

Because he remembers. He remembers the weakness, the pain, the nights spent in a body that's on fire, he remembers sweating buckets, he remembers throwing up so many times he can't anymore, he remembers how it burns, how it twists, how it turns, how his body betrayed him, how it's not working the way he wants it to no matter how much he tries. He remembers his ma's crying face by his bed, the disgusting pills they barely afforded to get, the weeks and weeks of fatigue after one weak moment of his body. He remembers how he worried Bucky, how much he scared his ma and him, how his ma cried and prayed and sung to him and begged him in his sleep not to leave her

Steve Rogers can carry the world on his shoulders and not break, but he can't handle his own weight

No matter how little it used to be, how light it was, but also how heavy it felt in his bones and back and stomach end brain and organs and in his heart

No, Steve can die and come back and entertain the world and save it a million times, but he can't get sick. Not again

[kitchen-spoon]

Steddie Slice of life

A little sneaky Peaky of a new 5k Steddie slice of life fic I'll be posting on AO3 soon :)

Eddie was back a minute later, Tuna back in his arms as he crawled into bed. She settled in the divot between their legs, her head resting on Eddie’s thigh. He petted at her back looking up at Steve. “Can I bring tuna to the game?” He asked with a megawatt smile, there was mischief and determination behind his eyes that let Steve know he would be losing this battle. 

“People will think we’re crazy,” Steve tried anyway despite knowing better. 

“People already think I’m a woman until I turn around. What's a little more misdirection with a cat and a baby stroller?” Eddie grinned, waggling his brows at Steve, that big smile still on his face. 

“You want to bring her in a baby stroller?” Steve asked in disbelief, he honestly shouldn’t be surprised though. Eddie was as chaotic as they come. 

“It's the most safe and convenient way.” Eddie nodded seriously. “Plus little Miss deserves the princess treatment.” 

Steve rolled his eyes at that but relented. “You spoil her too much but, fine. You have to find a baby stroller that isn’t hundreds of dollars and cat proof it though.” He pointed at Eddie sternly. 

“You know, I’m the king of the thrift baby, I’ll make it happen.” Eddie assured with a cocky grin. Despite his eye rolls, Steve couldn’t deny it, considering he was laying on a mattress sitting in a brass bed frame Eddie found for them at the thrift store with two matching oak side tables to go with it. 

“You have until next weekend, if it isn’t done she stays home.” Steve warned. 

Eddie just smiled even wider, leaning in to give Steve a wet kiss. “Of course baby.” He began peppering kisses all over Steve’s face. “I love youuuu.” He sang. 

“I love you too.” Steve finally cracked and dropped his grumpy facade. If it made Eddie happy he didn’t care. “Now go to bed.” He chuckled and pushed Eddie away when the kisses began to tickle

[steveinscarlet]

[bitchysunflower]

steve has always been touch starved, so when he and eddie start hanging out and eddie shows how comfortable he is with touch steve is taking so much advantage of that.

they are hanging out in eddie’s trailer and he’s going off about whatever movie they are watching and steve cannot keep his hands to himself. putting his hand on eddie’s thigh, softly brushing his fingers on eddie’s arm, leaning on him and sitting so close that they are touching from all the way from knee to shoulder. steve is so gentle, and careful with his touch but it sends electricity through eddie’s body.

eddie tries to keep talking like a normal person but he is internally freaking out and keeps stumbling over his words, stuttering and lets out does little “i’m freaking out” laughs. he can’t tell if steve knows what he is doing but he’s not about to stop him.

and sweet sweet steve is not obvious to what he is doing to eddie but can’t stop himself. he love the reactions he gets out of eddie and he’s about to take full advantage of it.

[every-dayiwakeup]

The Adventures of Billy the Life Coach

Very important reminder to plant your feet, draw a charge, and don't sweat it, Harrington.

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The real reason Steve got a job at Scoops Ahoy:

[sewellove-deactivated9782]

Mark making dad jokes about going up in the hot air balloon [x]

[proudsilkies]

Kate Bishop crawling through the vents. Part (14/10)

*Kate in Avengers Tower crawling by Thor's room*

Thor: ...-and there are 99 players in the game-...

Steve: Okay. Which button is shoot people again?

Thor: ...-and I, of course, play as myself in the game! It cost 8 American dollars!...

Steve: Okay. How do I stop looking at the sky? I can't see where I'm going…

Thor: ...-my nemesis, n00bmaster69, does not stand a chance....

Steve: I keep dying...

*Kate whispering from the vent*: ...this is amazing...