Ha! Guess the whole 'kill your double' thing must've been pretty awkward when it came around YOUR house, ay?
Are you trying to make a joke about us being identical, as if we don’t all have our own styles and mannerisms and can’t even tell each other apart? Wow. Super original. Like we haven’t heard that one a million times already.
Actually that was really fucking funny. It was only people who touched the sand in that government-created sandstorm who ended up with doubles, right?
Well I didn’t go outside and neither did Iliana, but Millie insisted on trying to squeeze all her goddamn dog walks in before the storm hit and ended up coming home with her double in tow. They burst through the front door fussing over each other and nearly tripped over each other trying to make the other tea and I just flipping lost my shit. It was too great. I think I have some video somewhere.
Dilly, don’t make fun of me! I was just trying to look after her! Oh gosh. . .
The other me hung around for a while, and might still be here if not for Gramps. He knew which of us was the original, and my double took the news well and decided to go on a pilgrimage to Pine Cliffs and see what happened. There just weren’t enough dogs for us both to walk, you know?
She was nice. I miss her sometimes.