Feb 18, 2024
Me at Vergil when I found out about Devil May Cry:
seen from Malaysia
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Me at Vergil when I found out about Devil May Cry:
Bruce:...I never said you don't have any self-respect!
Jason: You don't have to! I can FUCKING FEEL IT!!!
(Jason storms out)
Bruce:...Oh, he needs a fucking exorcism...
Writing Prompt #1190
“What’s a little larceny between friends?”
“Still a fucking crime, you asshole!”
“JOE, GET OUT OF THE TANK”
I can’t believe I actually finished it.
(Based on this)
[Pit and Rock are babysitting Kirby, and trying to teach him how to speak.]
Pit: Say “Frog”.
Kirby: F**k!
Rock: *muffled laughter*
Pit: No! Frog!
Kirby *louder*: F**k!
Rock: Hahahaha! That's amazing! You're a great teacher!
Pit: *glares at him*
Kirby *smiling*: F**k?
somebody get this boy a lollipop
That moment when you are in no mood to deal with anyone’s shit.
I have no idea where the hell they get off on being superior to anyone when they act worse than I do.