#stwatch

[dorothygale]

with everything that happens in star trek they should be able to just stand up in the middle of literally any situation and say "excuse me sir i believe i am experiencing some fucky scifi shit" and they're like alright let's look into it

[qcon-tinuum]

watched the measure of a man for the first time and honestly I do not know how the crew controlled themselves, I would have been in there throwing mad left hooks

[dorothygale]

like half of tos episodes end with kirk going "well mr. spock perhaps you are my silly rabbit after all" and spock is like "indeed captain"

[dorothygale]

star trek character: i know! i'll reconfigure the glepus and route power through the secondary jimjam to bypass the florple!

me: omg the florple

[dorothygale]

the enterprise is always getting stolen. i think she enjoys it. she says wheee out for a little ride

[dorothygale]

in my heart sito jaxa survived

[dorothygale]

extremely not into this spock/christine thing. why do they feel the need to spice up his romantic life so much. spock does NOT have hoes

[dorothygale]

starfleet regulations require captains and first officers to be deeply abnormal about each other. they get to choose how though