Oct 21, 2020
Horatio: I am pleased to present Prince Hamlet of Denmark. We have come to ally with you against King Claudius.
Caithness: omg he's so small
Angus: ya no why is he tiny
Macbeth: are all Danes this small???
Hamlet, to Horatio:
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Horatio: I am pleased to present Prince Hamlet of Denmark. We have come to ally with you against King Claudius.
Caithness: omg he's so small
Angus: ya no why is he tiny
Macbeth: are all Danes this small???
Hamlet, to Horatio:
Benedick: I'm gonna go put hand sanitizer on my hands and then light them on fire!
Hero: You're an idiot.
Beatrice: And a coward. Use rubbing alcohol.
alignment chart: Romeo & Juliet + Dream Team edition
Benvolio: Hey I bought the Sims yesterday--
Mercutio: ooh lemme try
Benvolio: Okay!
Benvolio: ...
Benvolio: ......
Benvolio: WHY ARE YOU PUTTING TYBALT IN THE ISOLATION BOX HE'S GONNA DIE
Juliet: which one of you can't drive, which of you can't do math, and which of you can't sit in chairs nicely
Tybalt: can't drive
Ben: can't sit in chairs nicely
Mercutio: can't do math
Lord Montague: I have turned my nephew into an efficient hero! He can heal AND he's pursuing a med school degree!
Mercutio: you fucked up a perfectly good boy is what you did. look at him. he's got anxiety
Benvolio: What do we want?!
Montagues: A peaceful city!
Benvolio: When do we want it?!
Montagues: Now!
Benvolio: And how are we g--
Mercutio, high af: a peaceful city !!!!
Mercutio: got my mind in the gutter, that's why they call me Pennywise
Benvolio: it's 3 am. please come back to bed