#swindleshock

[lapisdraws01]

Them <3 Haven't drawn anything for this ship in a fat minute.

[technoxenoholic]

Ok, so, if they were to share a berth, would Swindle recharge on top of Shockwave, or would he recharge next to him? (I may or may not totally be planning a fanfic for those nerds atm)

sorry this is late!! omfg though i scream;;;;

and actually, because of the shape of his frame, my shockwave is a tummy sleeper! <3 he ends up sort of on top of swindle—with his helm pillowed on swin’s chestplate and/or belly and swindle’s legs quite trapped underneath shockwave’s torso (he doesn’t mind; it’s very warm and comfy, and anyway, cybertronians don’t get pins and needles from having bits of them squished for a long time the way humans do)

[lapisdraws01]

I redrew a drawing I did for @aboard-the-prosperity from forever ago

[technoxenoholic]

Hello! So, I saw that one Anon who asked about the Bumbleblitz head canons, and saw that you said Swindleshock was more on your mind! Well, I absolutely love Aboard The Prosperity, and A Shanix For Your Thought, and thanks to you, adore the Swindleshock ship! So I was wondering if you had any head canons for them that you would like to share!

//SLAMS MY HANDS DOWN ON MY DESK

BOY, DO I EVER

but they’re almost all spoilers for that story or another one and i scREAM;;;

listen come back with specific questions and i’ll answer but trying to come up with things off the top of my head is IMPOSSIBLE

[technoxenoholic]

emiratexaaron said:

Swindle and Shockwave get fake married to commit tax fraud and then fall in True Love.

don’t give me ideas my first writing project with these two is already over 40k

[technoxenoholic]

shockwave/swindle :3c

vomit / don’t ship / okay / cute / adorable / perfect / beyond flawless / hot damn / screaming and crying / i will ship them in hell

shrieks and cries about this ship for which virtually no one is producing content except me,,,

please support my ship folks

[technoxenoholic]

i would like to inform you that i have literally gotten all my friends at the very least aboard platonic swinshock and it's great. thanks for the ship bc at this rate i can literally have one of them paired with anyone and i will still find a way to get them to interact

i’m so glad to hear that >:Dc feel free to link me to any content you or anyone else makes! i promise i won’t mind <3 either as amicae or conjuges, they are a GREAT ship

[technoxenoholic]

swindleshock for the ship thing

when or if I started shipping it

it was a complete fucking accident tbh… back when i was on da i had a roleplay buddy and we somehow came up with the ship and i was immediately in hell forever

my thoughts

*BANGING MY FISTS ON THE TABLE AND SCREAMING*

what makes me happy about them

they’re so different and they’re so stabilizing for each other… they’re both pretty withdrawn emotionally too and they Get each other because of that and (screams again) THEY MAKE EACH OTHER HAPPY AND THAT MAKES ME HAPPY

what makes me sad about them

honestly? like??? nothing. they’re So Good

things done in art/fic that annoys me

THERE FUCKING IS NONE. I HAVE DRAWN AND WRITTEN AT LEAST 95% OF IT

things I look for in art/fic

IT EXISTING WOULD BE GOOD, FOR STARTERS

who I’d be comfortable them ending up with, if not each other

shockwave with the jet twins, swindle with blurr. although tbqh i’d like either of them with blitzwing, too, believe it or not!

my happily ever after for them

living on cybertron, frequently taking trips around the galaxy; shockwave is employed in the government again, and swindle has an auction house (and runs black market deals on the side, of course!)

this is a spoiler actually lol

what is their favorite non-sexual activity?

actually, they’re really big on napping together once they’re in a safe point in their lives ;u; swindle makes a very good pillow

they also like cleaning/organizing together <3