#symphony babbles

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Respectfully, pogo wtf

What am I supposed to do with a perfect Bidoof!?

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I remember Challenger. I remember Columbia. I wept both times.

I wept twice again tonight hearing the Integrity crew respond to Houston after reentry blackout and again after splashdown.

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Just referred to The Martian as “potato dude on mars book” because I couldn’t remember the name.

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Gender euphoria is sometimes a little kid being a little shit lmaooo.

Little dude asked for a cigarette (with all the bravado of showing off for his friend) It was honestly hilarious. But he was “hey man” “hey dude” he’s like maybe ten

When I declined he was like “why” I told him it was because he was a baby. He claimed he’d smoked one before and I was like “don’t do that” as they scooted away together on the scooter.

This was very obviously ‘kid showing off for his friend’ and he read me as some ol’ dude smoking a cigarette in the parking lot. Which, I mean I am. Gender euphoria from a little kid being a little shit lmao.

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My migraines are incredibly bad again because of the air freshener at work. I made a request, in writing, for it to be turned down. It’s going off every two minutes

I live in an at-will state

Pretty worried I’ll be let go when I go into work today.

We’ll see.

Edit to add: yes i realize it would be illegal, but when has that stopped anyone?

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Fourteen years ago I brought the sassiest little shit into this world and I couldn’t be happier or prouder of her.

Happy Birthday, Peanut.

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My wife got me weed mixer- it’s pretty much lime juice and sugar with thc in it.

I’m having a very bad pain day and went “I’m gonna put weed in my coke” wife responds with “good idea!”

Me, singing quietly to myself, as I’m walking back from the kitchen: “Put the lime in the Coke, you nut, and drink it all up.”

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I’m so tired, y’all.

Feeling every bit of my 43 years and 364 days