Apr 30, 2025
Trump: American Wannabe
Being born American no longer means you’re officially ‘An American.’ So, therefore?
Anyone with ancestors who showed up after the revolutionary war is technically no more than a birthright citizen. Therefore, only the people with colonial ancestors who personally created the nation are Americans. Everybody else was just born here.
Thankfully, my people arrived in the 1600s (bc I’m awesome). His grandpappy arrived at the end of the 1800s. Missed the revolutionary war by over 100 years. Which makes him a ‘fucking immi*****.’
How does it feel, Donny Birthright? Hand over your felonious passport and ‘get out of my country.’ Pack for hot weather, beatings, and SA, baby. Cuz this plane only stops in El Salvador. Ever.
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