#tanginuh

[bumbaynanilalang]

Yung dating “thankful ako dumating ka sa buhay ko” bigla nalang naging “sana di nalang kita nakilala”

[fayerieetale]

Me: You know what, you’re highly immunogenic.

Him: Why?

Me: Because you have caused such a reaction in me.

Hey, it’s me Faye, 24, and has the talent to scare away people with my awesome pickup lines 😂

[fayerieetale]

Me nagpapacute dun kay kuya

Him: You know what, I sweat a lot.

Me: Well that’s probably because you’re too hot that sweating is the body’s mechanism to cool you off.

Me: Mosquitoes fancy biting me. Hence I had this Dengue fever two years ago.

Him: Your blood must be sweet. I can be a mosquito.

Me: Go on, insert that proboscis on me.

Him: What’s your blood type?

Me: U+. You are positively my type.

Haha ok, remind me why I’m still single.

[fayerieetale]

Working Gurl Story Time

Sir: Faye, ansakit ng ulo ko, kulang yata ako sa..

Me: *siguradong kulang na naman sa tulog sa kaka insurance*

Sir: ..pera.

Huwaws haha!

[qaqolang]

tangina gulong gulo nako, hindi ko na alam anong dapat kong maramdaman.

[qaqolang]

sabi niya "try ko", sabi niya "titingnan ko" sana sinabi mo nalang na "ayaw mo" para hindi ako umasa at nag mukhang tanga.

[slacktivista]

Tinatamad na ko bumangon tsaka bumaba kasi lam ko naman papagalitan nanaman ako kahit wala kong ginagawa hays lagi nalang ako hinhanapan ng mali zz

[librospeliculas]

IMRAD

ang sumisira sa buhay ko ngayon.