So I’m gonna guess what each episode is gonna bring just off the titles alone and I will not look at the description. Please do not spoil it for me, this is mostly for your entertainment. At the end of the season I’ll come back and see how right I was (or wrong, which is very likely).
Not gonna do the first one because I already see the description. The Depths: of the universe. We see more of the multiple universes that are in the voltron.....galaxy?
Shiro’s Escape: ......I THOUGHT SHIRO WAS RESCUED IN THE FUCKING FINALE!!!! IS SHIRO PRINCESS FUCKING PEACH OR SOME SHIT?
Greening the Cube: Let’s see my baby Pidge is the green lion so I assume Pidge has something to do with it (I swear if it’s another fucking environmental episode I will scream BECAUSE THAT OTHER ONE WITH THE FUCKING CAVERN PEOPLE WAS GOOD ENOUGH).
Eye of the Storm: The sequel to Eye of the Tiger with a better beat (WHICH IS ALMOST IMPOSSIBLE ROCKY BALBOA RAN TO THAT MOTHERFUCKER)
The Ark of Taujeer: Either Taujeer is that Galra motherfucker who saved Voltron last season or we’re going Indiana Jones/Biblical on this show.
Space Mall: Every body come and play. Throw every last care away, let’s go to the SPACE mall, today. (Hugo/Coran is the Robin Sparkles of this show FIGHT ME)
The Blade of Marmora: ...is that the name of Shiro’s weird hand thingy?
The Belly of the Weblum: ....is Hunk not human? Is he a Weblum? I am confuzzled?
Escape from the Beta Traz: Galra’s sister sorority that is somehow worse?
(PLEASE TELL ME THIS IS A MUSICAL EPISODE AND THEY DIDN’T WASTE THIS PUN TITLE WITH A DEPRESSING EPISODE)
Best Laid Plans:....you know Netflix I really am doubting your 5-7 age rating for many reasons right now.
Blackout: The Paladins get super drunk and do not get captured by Galra and everyone has a happy day as Hugo/Coran is the DD and no one is killed? Right? RIGHT?!?!?!
