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Dirk and or Dave HC with a reader who's very physically affectionate. So many hugs get given.

[Hold me tight or don't][Dirk Strider x reader] [headcanons]

Warnings: first time writing Dirk, gender neutral reader!

A/N: FIRST DIRK REQUEST YAYAYYYYYY, im on my way to work but I wanted to bang this out so its only Dirk !! I hope its okay,,, if not kill me idk

- Dirk is not used to it, he grew up alone and never really got hugs or such from Dave before he left so he just. Freezes.

- Doesn't push you away, doesn't say anything, no outward reaction. Just stands still and waits for it to be done. Kinda like those pets who deal with it for your sake and nothing else.

- He doesn't hate it though, don't mistake his silence for dislike. Dirk loves it, he never realized just how warm someone else is, how much stronger their scent can be right up agaisnt him. He tells himself that its nice but it isn't a necessity.

- No one mentions how he starts to seek you out, under the guise of needing anything but your physical affection.

- You being you though! Make no comment on it, surely if he was uncomfortable he would make it known so you take it that it's okay.

- It's more than okay, if Dirk standing so close to you that your shoulders brush against another and he's staring down at your hands like he's physically yearning to feel them.

- Loves your hugs, he doesn't really hug back but just, leans into your touch, his body ever so slightly relaxing and a deep sigh escapes his lips.

- Gets jealous over anyone else you shower with physical affection, but its hard to catch if you don't look closely enough. He knows logically he has no right, but his heart drops when he sees you hugging Dave or Jake, his stomach twisting uncomfortably.

- would rather die than admit it, so he seeks you out or separates you from the others.

- it would take some time but he will eventually learn that he is allowed to ask for physical affection, he really enjoys resting his head on your lap, his arms wrapped around your waist. Bonus points if you play/tease his hair, he falls into a light sleep.

- I like to imagine he eventually just starts, without words, grabbing your hand in his own and picking it up and placing it where he wants it. Whether he wants you to rub his back, hold his face, play with his hair, or just hold hands. He wants you to touch him.

- Don't get me started if you start to lay on HIM, dude freezes and lays down like a starfish and refuses to move. Especially if you fall asleep. He takes ts so seriously that when Dave walks in and checks on you two, Dirk is staring at the ceiling barely breathing while you drool on top of him, your leg hanging over his waist.

"...You comfortable there or should I get a crowbar?"

"..No."

[teddylacroix]

Bagginshield >:3

I haven't seen or read the Hobbit (tried multiple times when I was little and couldn't get into JRRT's writing style), so I can't say much about it, I'm afraid 😅 I know it's a popular ship, so I'd guess I'd probably be fine with it!

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homie pal bro amigo buddy im here to ask for gamzee n equius x reader period comfort pls i beg, i know they would likely suck at it but i need it anyway

im currently dying, getting killed fr, those cramps are like all 7 dwarfs and the snowwhite herself are shaking me from the inside

[Period comforts] [Gamzee x reader] [Equius x reader] [headcanons]

Warnings: Reader has periods but no gendered language except a 'mama's in gamzees, NSFW mentioned at the end in both sections. Gamzee and Equius being freaks but they do it out of affection.

A/N: my period is also coming anon so for both of us, we will survive. Also hi did y'all miss me pls say yes

Gamzee:

-Gamzee is actually not THAT hopeless, all things considered.

- Yeah Gamzee is high most of the time but he is intuitive imo, very much in tune with you as well. So he knows usually before even you do that your cycle is about to start.

- He's so fucking off putting going like,

"ItS cOmInG."

"What?"

"YoUr MoThErFuCkInG blOoD sPuRtS mAmAs. I cAn SmElL iT."

- Hey Gamz! What! (He's literally part goat he has the senses for it. It's weird.)

- Won't do the traditional stuff 100%, but does make it a point to make you rest on top of him, cradling you to his chest while he softly honks in between soft rambles of what everyones been up to this week.

- Nuzzling his face against yours, his face makeupless for once, he doesn't wanna get you dirty. His face is so soft ever since you taught him how to exfoliate and introduce him to makeup wipes.

-Shoves his warm as fuck hands under your shirt, trying to give you all the heat he can, rubs your stomach with little circles. Will purr at max volume for you, you can feel it through your entire body and it helps you sleep and take your mind off the pain.

- Gamzee will however get you as many sweet treats as you desire, faygo? Obviously your favorite flavor, Ice cream? Duh, there's like 10 containers in the freezer already. He is prepared.

- NSFW HC bc I feel like I can jump someones bones on my period: Gamzee does NOT give a fuck about some blood, absolutely no shame in his game. If orgasms help, he licks his lips and goes to town, you gotta use his horns to try and push this motherfucker away.

- He says you taste just as good as faygo, what the fuck is wrong with him.

Freak.

Equius:

- He is fucking clueless but he can learn!!! Please bear with him. He does want to be there for you.

- When youre curled into a ball in your room, he freaks the fuck out and thinks you're dying, and after you give him no response, he goes to Nepeta like !!! MY HUMAN IS DOWN. WHAT DO I DO.

- Nepeta, being the best meowrail ever! Has planned to be backup for this! So she gives him a crash course, complete with a chalkboard with images and diagrams.

- You'd think Equius' would be disgusted? Yeah no actually, he takes it so seriously. literally taking notes of what Nepeta says and cross referencing it with stuff he knows you enjoy.

- Brings you a heat pad, warm watter bottles, snacks, pain killers, your favorite food, literally anything and everything he can think of. His arms are full and he's sweating in your doorway like "I arrived as fast as I could little one." Like you're about to give birth 😭

- Will not touch you, just stands by your bed like a statue until you look up at him with red eyes and ask for cuddles.

- He wants to say no on account of him, yk, not being USED to those but he can't tell you no. He can deny so many of the other humans or trolls, even Nep. But you? No, he's weak.

- So he lowers himself to your bed, laying like a fucking vampire as he let's you move him to your comfort, and next thing he knows, you're on your back, he's thrown over top of you like a weighted blanket.

"I do not think this is the optimal position for your comfort."

"Nuh uh."

"....What do you mean by "Nuh uh."

"...comfy...safe."

- Good job you broke the horse. Now he is sweating.

- Rubs his hands your sides, his gloves ever so slightly scratching your skin and it feels heavenly, being held so gently by him.

- He rests his head over your heart, his hair covering his face as he relaxes into you. Equius can purr but its more akin to rumbles through his body, and he tries so hard to repress them because Equius claims it's unbecoming of a blue blood but he can't help it, it'll always seep out when in your arms.

- Will braid your hair for you so it doesn't get messy or in your way, being sure to attach little metal hair clips he's made for you for accessories. Everyone is impressed he can do something so delicate.

- carrys you around, its one of the few times he doesn't feel like a freak. He's being useful, he's helping you. What do you mean you're just gonna walk yourself to the bathroom? No. What kind of matesprit would he be if he didn't assist you?

- I know it seems like I make Equius baby you but he does the same shit with Nep, so of course being in a red romance even more so he is a bit controlling and taking charge.

- that doesn't mean he wont listen to things you say or want, but he sees himself as your protector and you're vulnerable. It's his responsibility to care for you and he'd be damned if he failed.

-Down bad levels of worship, would change your pad or tampon for you if you were okay with it. He doesn't find it gross. You're his little human mate.

- Freebie NSFW headcanon again bc its me: Also doesn't mind blood Equius is a freak yall he filled the aradia bot up with his own blood, your period blood does not phase him. Will happily finger you or fuck you stupid so your cramps go away. Just gets a towel and goes to work.

- Will have you propped against his chest, your back against it as he reaches a hand down between your thighs, playing with you until slick starts to mix and then he goes to town. His glasses keep his eyes hidden but his face is flushed blue and you feel his bulge squirming against your back as you whine.

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fluffy bro strider headcanons... blinks so alluringly... need him to be soft for once in his life

[Yung and writhing] [Bro Strider x Gender neutral! Reader] [Fluff headcanons]

Summary: we subscribe to Bro is a complex character and isn't inherently evil in this house, he just is kinda fuckin hardheaded and dense sometimes.

Warnings: its Bro, so like. Yeah.

A/N: I'm laid up in bed sick as fuck,,,, so if this is ass, simply do not mention it please im trying to get back into the swing of writing :(

☆ Bro, when he cares for you romantically and not just as a friends with benefits kinda of deal, is actually a decent partner! Notice how I said decent, god knows hes not perfect. But your influence in his life guides him to be better to himself, you and Dave.

☆ I can see him still being kinda standoffish and not really initiating contact bc woah you're his pretty little partner and not just someone he fucks wow okay he actually cares.

☆ Go ahead and just, plop yourself down on his lap when he's on the couch, sewing or something or other. Just do it. He freezes up and the blush that crawls up his neck is so fucking cute it makes you rub your cheek into his. His stubble scratches your skin but its okay. Do not save him he is right where he wants to be.

☆ this was an ask sent awhile ago that I lost somehow but he is embarrassed greatly by his apartment and the living situation. Like. He sleeps on a shitty futon and Dave has the actual room and he expects you to make fun of him and leave him.

☆ He prepares himself for night to come when you insist you sleep over and when he kinda just gestures to the futon, his eyes behind his eyes widen a lil bit and he goes '!' When you plop yourself and down and get comfortable. Then you open up your arms with a brow raised expecting him to fall into your arms. He is like a black cat he has to watch you for a bit before he finally does.

☆ you like stuffed animals? Cool. You're getting gifted smuppets. Which obviously of course you were but he makes one especially for you in that very specific color you enjoy. He makes one for himself and when you dont look, he places them next to each other. His has a lil baseball cap just like him btw.

☆ very much enjoys the domestic sight of you cooking, god knows he can't and he'd never make you feel obligated TO cook but like. Boy is huge and needs alot of energy bc of the training he puts himself through so he eats like a fucking bear. Inhales your cooking, doesn't matter if its overseasoned/burnt/spicy, genuinely doesn't care. He likes it because you made it for him and his lil bro.

☆ when y'all cuddle, he likes you to sleep on top of him, mainly so you don't have to suffer sleeping on the floor with him, plus hes wide enough for you to comfortably rest.

☆ When he gets comfortable with contact, he picks you up when he needs you to move, doesn't really use the word "excuse me" just kinda, picks you up by your hips and places you out of the way. Or he picks you up by your middle and kinda carries you like a football?? Like dude just use your words.

☆ forces you to listen to his shitty ass beats im sorry but its true. You're supportive so you nod and hum to it but its not good. Bless him.

☆ he gets you your own pair of shades, pretty much seeming you a Strider. Gets it also in your favorite color, because he's a good boyfriend like that.

☆ throws his hat on your head alot, likes to see it on you bc its a claim. Not that anyone with common sense is trying to fight a buff dude with almost nothing to lose who carries around a creepy ass doll with a katana who doesn't play about his partner.

☆ speaking of lil cal, I've grown to kinda like the dude so therefore I like to imagine he likes you as well :) Bro walks in and sees you cuddling the puppet and gets pissy. Quietly walks over to you, pries lil cal out of your arms and puts him on a high up shelf where you cant reach without saying a word. Jealous ahh dude.

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karkat kissing headcannons how he doing that

[Kith] [Karkat Vantas x reader] [headcanons]

Warnings: He bites too. You cannot take this away from me.

A/N: EBERRRRRRR MY BELOVED MOOT,,,I hope this is good,,,I care u and karkat sm

- Karkat knows a thing or two despite not having alot of practice!!! All those movies and time learning the different quadrants have helped him be more prepared than any of the other trolls.

- Karkat is a dominant kisser, not even on purpose, he's intense about it like he's intense in all aspects of his life.

-Grabs your face with both hands and just, pulls you hard as fuck into him, his teeth clinking against yours and he groans in pleasure.

- His brain goes a lil fuzzy, his chest rumbling with churrs, his ears twitching as he leans over you, all encompassing.

- Loves loves loves to be taller than you (either naturally or he's on top of something) and leans you back, don't be surprised if he sneaks a hand to the back of your neck to keep you close as possible.

- He has a bad habit of making sure to let you breathe, Karkat has an oral fixation and the second he gets a taste of you, he becomes soooo incessant on it.

- wants a kiss for anything, even so much as coming near you makes him stare at you with an eyebrow raised like ???? Okay??? What's the hold up.

- WILL bite your lips, hell he'll start biting around your face, feeling how your skin feels and tastes around his fangs, he is a biter and likes to see the indents of his teeth around you.

- Won't bite you hard on your face enough to bleed, MAYBE your lip but he will mark you if it gets more heated.

- LITTERS KISSES all over your face, won't make a mwah noise but he's thinking about it. God he kisses every inch of your face, the apple of your cheeks, your nose, your brows, your eyelids, everything. Especially if its something you're insecure about.

- LOVES to be smooched on as well, if he's ever having one of his moments, kiss him on his cheek and watch him just turn bright red and you can hear his teeth GRINDING.

- I love him so much Karkat save me

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What do you think karkat and Dave love language is

[Love languages] [Karkat x reader] [Dave x reader] [ramble]

I love this question so much sorry it took me ages to get to it LMFAO but !!!

He is insecure in all of his relationships so he will actively ask you if you're sick of him in a roundabout way even tho he's literally about to have a panic attack at your possible negative answer (it never comes but he is afraid).

For Karkat, it is definitely words of affirmation, its kinda proven how he will ask for reassurance from Sollux that they're still friends after they playfully argue!!

Please hold his face in your hands and look directly into his eyes and tell him how happy he makes you, how safe you feel with him, that there's nobody else you prefer to be with. He will melt and shove his face into your neck and SCREAM.

Dave, hear me out, loves physical touch once he trusts that you won't harm him. His main source of contact was with Bro and that was training, being hit and being bruised.

The first time you hug him, he flinches and his arms kinda stay at his side, genuinely not knowing how or if he should be bugging you back, fully expecting you to throw him over your shoulder. So when he realizes oh, theyre not gonna hurt me, he leans into it.

Starts to clingy onto you, shoving his face into your stomach or chest, glasses off as he pretty much tries to burrow into your skin, hands clutching your shirt. He finds it addicting how much he enjoys your touch, a hand rubbing up his back, hands playing with his hair. He turns into a big baby please god hold him dude

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also i formally request how dave and bro would react to us mimicking their accents i love texan accents i die every time

[Making fun of the Striders] [Bro Strider and Dave Strider x reader] [headcanons]

I love these stupid white boys so dearly.

Warnings: Bro (him existing)

A/N: Kiki my beloved,,, I hope this is good bc I am feeling #insecure about my writing

Dave:

- He HATES you for it, he has actively tried to get his accent to go away, desperately making his voice more monotone, as to not give anyone ammo to make fun of him, no emotion at all.

- Okay, he doesn't really hate you for it but it goes make him groan and want to throttle you.

- He's supposed to be nonchalant !!! How is he supposed to be under these conditions.

- The second you mimic him, he literally goes 🚹 “Did...did you just—did you just do the thing? My accent? Are you roasting me? You're roasting me. I knew it.” his brain is short circuiting.

- My personal headcanon is that Dave doesn't blush much on his cheeks, you know where though? His neck and ears, a pretty red crawls up his skin and it glows. (pale as a fuckin ghost)

- tries to make fun of you for something in return but like, all you have to do is a pull a

"Darlin'" his way and he immediately leaves. To where? Fuck if you know.

- “…okay, that’s illegal. Don’t weaponize it like that.” He is not dealing with this today bro he's not mentally prepared to be flirted with.

Bro:

-Won't ask you to stop bc he doesn't want to show that he actually cares but he's screaming internally everything and praying you can't hear his heart beat through his fucking chest.

- Doesn't care, kinda just stares at you and does the Michael Myers head tilt, like oh? This is what we're doing? Okay.

- Makes him chuckle to himself but he doesn't outwardly give you any sign of it getting to him, he keeps going on as usual.

-but if you know him justttt well enough, you can see the way his jaw gets tight, his finger twitching as he lays a puppet down.

- unlike Dave, he can dish it out flawlessly, staring down at you with no expression while he mocks the way you speak.

- Oh how the tables have turned, good luck because even if you stop and say sorry, he's just gonna smirk and keep doing it.

- turns it into flirting, sorry I can't help myself, moving to tug you into his hold, a hand tugging a chunk of your hair, his chest rumbling when he sees your eyes widen.

- "Talkin' big for someone who's at my mercy, sugar." I need to be put down.

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Me has a silly idea... Kankri and karkat (separate) x reader. Every winter reader becomes super clingy cause it's cold and those two r basically walking heaters

[Warmth] [Karkat and Kankri Vantas x reader] [blurbs]

Warnings: Its them, no nsfw, gender neutral reader, flush crush bc I love pinning. uhhh i don't think anything else?

A/N: Hi!! Sorry this took so long, hard to find motivation these days </3 I hope you enjoy nonetheless, I don't think I did this prompt as intended, oops.

Karkat:

- Karkat doesn't really realize he runs warm, for him its just his normal body temp. So he does side eye you a bit the first time you come in close and just, stand there.

- "WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING STANDING NEXT TO ME LIKE IM YOURE MOTHERGRUB?"

"Karkattttttt, you're warm. Can I borrow your sweater?" He narrows his eyes at you.

"FUCK NO. GO WARM YOURSELF UP." He's blushing by the way. You think it's because the troll is mad. No he's just trying to not imagine you in his clothes and he physically is about to lose his shit.

"Karkat." You do your stupid human thing and pout with your eyes trained on him and he GROANS. Roughly shaking his fingers through his hair.

"FINE. SINCE YOU WANT TO ACT LIKE YOURE INCAPABLE OF FENDING FOR YOURSELF."

Karkat grabs you by your hand, tugging you to his room so he can push you onto the couch there, throwing himself down with his arms crossed. Feigning anger as he stares off into the wall.

That leaves you standing there, awkwardly near him, waiting for him to let you in on what you're supposed to be doing.

"MY GOD. SIT DOWN. DO I HAVE TO SPELL EVERYTHING OUT FOR YOU?"

"Well, okay."

He tugs your arm down, pulling you into his lap, his thicker arms wrapping around, bringing uou to his chest securely.

"I'M NOT GIVING YOU MY SWEATER SO YOU CAN DESTROY IT. THIS WILL WORK."

"This seems more complicated than just, giving me it." But you're already snuggling into him, moving to wrap your arms around his neck and your legs around his hips.

Leaning your entire body weight into him, you sigh as you finally become warm, seeping off his heat.

Karkat's fingers curling into your jacket, his chin resting on your head.

He can't believe he's a living space heater for you.

Kankri:

- I don't see Kankri as a physical person, more so not wanting to be touched, but for those he cares about, he can learn and make a special exception. Aka you. That's about it.

So when he's sitting down minding his own business, flipping through a book. He isn't actually digesting any of the words, mind unfocused.

He feels a pair of arms sneak around his shoulders, a chest against his upper back.

Kankris ready to start saying just how inappropriate it is to touch someone without asking, mouth opening as he turns his head.

Oh, its you. Your head flopped over his shoulder and you're ever so slightly cutting off his airflow.

But it's you. So he swallows down the anger and tries mask his flustered state with his usual snark.

"May I help y9u with s9mething 9r is there a specific reas9n as t9 why y9u're t9uching me? Usually such things w9uld 6e l99ked d9wn up9n, especially if it was s9me9ne else n9t cl9se to y9ur pers9n."

"Kankri, I am cold. Do something since you got all the magic answers."

"While I appreciate the sentiment 9f y9u trusting that I kn9w h9w t9 fix y9ur issue. I have n9 p9wer 9ver the fact that y9u are c9ld. I have n9t f9und a way t9 c9m6at the weather and the gl96al warming that is 9ccuring, which is imp9rtant if y9u-"

"Let me hold you trashmouth. You radiate heat."

"....And if I d9n't?"

"I'll go ask Cronus." He feels you shrug.

"Fine."

He freezes when you nuzzle your head into his neck, pressing your cold cheek against it.