#tempestmothtalk

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Idea: Jane doe with a falling apart paper mache head made of newspapers and missing posters related to the accident

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I know there’s the debate over how legoland penny connects to ride the cyclone Jane but I will forever remain somewhat partial to the idea of the same penny dying then reviving with full memory of what happened if only for the fact that this would be the cherry on top of the fact that penny would be the world’s most fucked up college roommate

Grew up on a hippy commune

Got the entire commune arrested because her brother kept faking seizures

Got bullied so relentlessly her bag has been set on fire at least twice and no one cared

Diagnosed with bipolar disorder and undiagnosed with everything else

Got so parasocial she traveled across America in like a week using the money from her brother’s trafficked drugs

Mauled a celebrity and was on probation for that (and also drug trafficking)

Ruined said celebrity’s reputation

Forced to make a play about the whole thing so she didn’t have to do community service

Had a movie made after her

Was somehow still forgotten by literally everyone including the media, students, teachers, and her choir members

Got decapitated by a roller coaster

Forgot all her memories and identity in the afterlife. Was still able to belt out a banger song while being spun around in the contraption

Befriended everyone in the afterlife game show by being a freaky monster

Was brought back to life as if nothing happened

Is supposed to live her life fully and well adjusted and somehow not have survivors guilt over that whole existential crisis and a half

~And your aspiring animal conservationist roomate!!! <3 ~

Listen I just think putting this one girl in situations is funny.

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I hope in the afterlife the choir kids are watching Penny’s life like it’s a reaction channel to the most intense reality tv show ever. They are her number 1 fans. They have very strong opinions on all the people she knows as if they know them personally. They are pulling out popcorn intensely watching her do an exam. They cheer when she gets a new job opportunity. They threw a party once she finally went to therapy. They are the ones yelling at the screen for Penny to kill her ex and it’s only slightly hyperbolic. The shipping is insane. They are so so proud of her and she doesn’t even know. And now there is a 65 year old librarian that has become the soap opera blorbo to 5 dead teens.

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Your honour my stance is Ocean=orange Constance=purple Noel=red Misha=yellow Ricky=blue Penny=green because together they make a pride flag. Jane is grey and the mission of rtc is actually to revive the flag

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A key difference between Ocean and Penny it that while both stand out for being the only highschooler on the planet who refuse to say swears as bad as the word ass, Ocean wouldn’t cross that line unless everyone is literally about to be killed by a Saw trap, meanwhile Penny is one bad day away from calling someone a type of shitface ass sucker you’d find from the bottom of the sea if someone pisses her off too much

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Big fan of rtc productions that put Jane doe on some type of contraption of sorts. put that girl into situations that are impractical for singing

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Ngl sometimes I think about a rtc timeskip with all the choir alive but then I get kinda sad cus everyone is definitely leaving uranium regardless of any character arcs they have about accepting their lives there. Like it’s very much implied that the infrastructure there is gonna crumble within their lifetime similar to real life, and even if it didn’t everyone’s life trajectories in even the best case scenario are gonna send them on different paths. Like Ocean’s gonna have to leave the province either way if she wants to pursue her goals. Noel wants to leave for France once he’s able to. Misha’s fully in his right to leave for Ukraine the second it’s an option. Ricky and Penny’s potential futures don’t necessarily require leaving forever, but it’s not like the town has given them any reason to want to stay. Even Constance who does want to stay there probably won’t be able to keep the cafe afloat so like. The town brought everyone together but it’s also the reason everyone separates too. So it’s either leave and break apart or rest eternally in its grave together.

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It’s so funny the script chose to call the sound cue “Spooky Jane Fornication”. are you sure you want to call it that