#tennados

[numberonemikefan]

so like theoretically if someone very nice and pink and cute in your circle liked you romantically what would you do

Uhhh, who? I mean, there's a few pink folks around here! There's not too many, but there's enough for this question to confuse me.

I mean, I'm just worried about what Batty would think of it. I think he might be.. jealous of Dados? And some of the other little fellas I'm into.

And I don't know, maybe he's right? I wanna keep Battat for myself too, in a way. It makes me feel a little gross. Am I being selfish? UGHHHH.

[numberonemikefan]

Downright unjust that I don't have a cute pippins boy to kiss right now.... :(

Or just... a cute boy......

Man, do I have a crush problem or something?? There's like...... 6 of them. Wait my coworkers can see this forget I ever spoke or uttered words or made noises at all.

[numberonemikefan]

*gives you all the teas of your desired partners— Spamton, Jongler, Battat, Pluey, and Dados* 😘

P-PARTNERS? HAH WHO SAID ANYTHING ABOUT PARTNERS! HAH! Haha..

Fuck it I’m drinking this concoction.

The All-Tea: It.. kinda tastes like warm milk. Like, in a nice way. Weird bitterness to it that I can’t really put my name on, but it still feels like comfort. I’m still chasing the dregs of it in my cup. Huh. That’s some damn good tea…. Why does it have to end? Uh, the tea, I mean.

You can probably guess my rating for it.