#termite talks

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happy aro awareness week everyone please be aware of me

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guards! fetch my forcefem beam

headcanons for those curious

robert - bi trans man (fairly common headcanon i think. ive got a another comic in the works abt it actually.)

sonar - bi trans woman (but in the repressed 4channer way unfortunately. cmon chat we can save her. get out the estrogen and cut off her internet access for a bit!!!!)

flambae - gay trans man (gay part isnt even a headcanon, trans part should be canon)

invisigal - bi demigirl (diversity win! the worst person you know is also non binary!) (i say this simultaneously with affection and disgust bcs i love an annoying woman but also GOOD GOD GIRL BACK OFF IM TRYNA SAVE MYSELF FOR HERMAN OR CHAD)

punch up - trans man (also autistic probably. definitely)

malevola - pan genderqueer (its the vibe. she has the Vibe. my immaculate mind tells me she is genderqueer ok trust)

golem - bi (also lowkey trans coded because like any inanimate object turned living thing is automatically trans coded. thanks for coming to my ted talk)

prism - pan trans woman (kinda based on that one transfem robert post where coop mentions prism among the people she helps take their hormones tbh, i cant get it outta my head. flambae and prism immediately clicking due to being the most annoying fucking queers in the room. they do each others hormone shots and talk shit abt their coworkers together. ok.)

coupe - trans woman (same shit with malevola, the headcanons god whispered in my ear and told me shes an autistic trans woman. its true. also shes my favorite character, so if youre reading this and you cut coop from ur team, i understand why but im shaking my head in disappointment and disgust)

waterboy - trans and bi (i lean towards trans man but he could easily be transfem as well. many beautiful realities in this world. either way he and robert are t4t)

phenomaman - phenomaman.

in conclusion: none of these fucks are cis in my beautiful mind. phenomamal

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bobert hold on to your eyebrows you may not have them for much longer

i like to imagine chad was initially very smug (flattered almost??) abt robert having a hoodie w his face on it but then robert started ragebaiting him and ruined the moment

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love how despite weston college being presented as thee most rules oriented place ever in black butler they just Let one of the prefects blatantly violate dress code all the time just bcs hes from gay house or whatever

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what if romeo (mcsm) in a dress?

then uh

yeap

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james ortiz's hair should Not look like that. im putting my foot down right now. absurd. who said you could be that whimsical.

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my firstborn will be named destiel and my secondborn will be named bbnocg5 and my thirdborn will be named iron lung

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this gay people are pissing me off 🤬😡