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[to: beverly]: how do some people not believe in aliens? how can they go through their entire lives thinking that we are the sole species existing in this universe? we are not that special. there have to be other beings out there with technologies that far surpass our own.
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[to: beverly]: what did you get for #4 on the chem homework?
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[to: beverly]: i’m telling you: old larry is some sort of cryptid.
[to: beverly]: sorry! that was meant for cecil.
[to: beverly]: though it would be nice to have a second opinion. a silent man who lives at the edge of the woods? does that not sound like some sort of mythological being?