#tfa jazz x reader

[chippa44444]

TFA Jazz x Human!reader art

[luxthestrange]

Y/n's Cafe!

Welcome Dear Cybertronian's to Y/n's cafe! We hope you enjoy your consumables made by real humans with all sorts of cybertronian's dietary needs in mind!

Here are the rules all Patrons must follow for dining in! If you break the rules, we will KINDLY ask you to leave the establishment!~

RULES:

-NO FIGHTING

-WAIT YOUR TURN IN LINE

-NO TOUCHING THE STAFF, UNLESS THEY CONSENTED TO IT BEFOREHAND

-NO PICTURES OR RECORDINGS UNLESS YOU ASKED THE MANAGER FOR PERMISSION

We would really appreciate that as soon as you step or roll into the doors, you leave the world behind you and enjoy a meal and relax! Any questions, just ask your server or owner!

We welcome all factions!

Warning: You only have three strikes. Once you hit the third strike, you will be banned from entering

P.S: Servers are mean, so if your feelings are hurt... It's your fault

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Thundercracker*Sees someone orders are done and calls over to you*-Doll! Pick up! Tables 12, 4, 11~

Server!Y/n*Smiles at him with eye twitch*Got it! Hey, when you get a second, stop looking at my ass...

Thundercracker*Wasnt listening and was very much enjoying you, just wondering how you feel in his servos ,how your stretchy skin is?*...what you say?

As you push the cart with energon drinks and with Cesium salami and beryllium baloney, passing by a new customer

Sentinel*Snaps his servos at them*Excuse me, Server, Dude

Server!Y/n*Smiles, but it doesn't reach eyes, stopping when you give the blushing mechs their food and go back to newcomer* Hi, what can I get you?~

Sentinel: We need some-*Stops as You snaps their fingers in front of his face*-!?!

Server!Y/n: Is that annoying?~*Snaps* Is that obnoxious and rude? ~*More snapping around his face* Would you find it distracting if someone did that to you while you were working?-Oh wait!, you don't have a job, I'm sorry~*Snickers at him*

Jazz: Damn dude, they burned you*snorts as they look at the menu*

Server!Y/n: OH-No, hipster, do not think we are on the same team, we have nothing in common. You look like all you listen to is Coldplay- You have tattoos to piss off your "sire"; my dad doesn't know he's my dad!~

Server!Y/n: And finally, you think this *Snaps fingers again at Sentinel's face* is the sound that gets you service? I think this *Snaps at him again* is the sound that dries up my vagina/bussy

You continue to roast the giant Autobot, no one coming to his aid...which is normal after all, the motto of this establishment is "Treat others like you like to be treated", but...some cybertronian's actually LIKE being insulted by the humans

This cafe brings in all types of cybertronians from all dimensions, A place created by the owner who loves to simply feed those who are hungry...

This becomes a hotspot for soldiers tired of war, loves a good drink and may be a secret humanlover-

Server!Y/n*Sees Tailgate ONCE again couldn't control himself and launched himself to hug your co-worker*TAILGATE NO! NO, LET THEM GO!! STOP NUZZLING YOUR FACE ON HER STOMACH!-

LOOK, I JUST REALLY REALLY LOVE FOOD-ORIENTED SHOWS!?!-LIKE CAMPFIRE COOKING IN ANOTHER WORLD, RESTAURANT TO ANOTHER WORLD, RAMEN AKANEKO AND NOBU ISEKAI-

Part 2

[sproutwrites]

I would like to request some Jazz or Swerve headcanons, any continuity :)

I have to admit, headcanons are not my forte, BUT!! I won’t get better if I don’t ever try :) || Not proofread

TFA Jazz Headcanons

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- Jazz is a huge fan of Earth and everything here. Albeit a bit nervous at first because of the whole story Sentinel made up, and just how fragile humans are. After actually being on the planet he found it wasn’t bad at all. And after finding you though, his love for Earth got even greater. He asks you a thousand questions about things and how they work. He just wants to know everything there is to know about your planet and what you do here. You’ve gotten very good at reading his face when he’s examining something, you just know when he’s about to ask you about whatever it was he was admiring. The other day he asked you about a microwave, and how it worked. He was fascinated by it, staring at the spinning plate inside. To add on to that, he really REALLY loves the show “How It’s Made” because of his curiosity. Him and Prowl are not the biggest tv watchers in the base (cough Bumblebee) but if you turn on the show they will be SAT until it’s over. If this bot ever figured out how to use google, he would be unstoppable. (And would probably believe just about everything he sees unfortunately…)

- Really enjoys driving while it’s raining. There’s something about the cool spray of the rain that cannot really be replicated in his opinion. He enjoys when you tag along, especially at night and it’s raining. You’ve fallen asleep in the back of his alt mode several times while he drives. The darkness, rain sounds, and the road sounds exceptionally soothing to listen to. And you have one of the most capable drivers. Who better to drive than a car itself basically. He likes when you fall asleep in his alt mode, it makes him feel important. That you trusted him enough to fall asleep and entrust him with your safety. You best know he will be making sure that is the safest driving he ever does, no unnecessary racing tonight.

- Music. Music of all kinds. He loves any and all music out there. You have a favorite? You better tell him all about it, in fact, make a long playlist of all the music you enjoy. He will cherish every song you share with him. Tossing music back and forth at times, he tries you let you listen to some cybertronian music. If that’s your thing than cool, it’s just not everybodies taste. (Projecting a little in this next part :P) If you’re a musician then you best know he will be basically begging to listen to you practice. He doesn’t care what instrument, or of you’re a vocalist. He wants to hear you making music, good or bad. He is your number one cheerleader to keep practicing. Though, he does have his preferences. While he does enjoy some classical music here and there, he prefers the late classical and romantic era classical music. He is not a huge baroque music fan… He’ll still listen to it from time to time, but he would rather listen to more modern music most of the time.

- A lot of the times, you’re also hanging out with Prowl too. The two of them good friends or more and in return, you’re pretty close with Prowl as well. They’ve tried teaching you some self defense skills, but it’s so much harder to practice fighting them when they are massive robots that could easily knock you over. Not to mention the metal really doesn’t tickle when punched. Jazz learned of punching bags, and immediately bought you one. With what money you’ll never know.

- Napping. Jazz is a huge fan of napping from time to time. He likes laying in the sun too, so he’s nice and warm. A habit you feel he’s picked up from Prowl. They’re so weirdly catlike at times it’s almost uncanny. He’s gotten into the habit of napping in the sun, waking up once the sun has moved enough that he’s in the shade, grabbing you against his now warm frame, and then forcing you to nap with him in the new sun patch. He enjoys the physical contact, and the time he can spend with you. Bonus points if he’s getting you away from some work you’ve been spending too much time on in his opinion.

- Dancing is basically Jazz’s love language. He wants to dance with you. Please let him dance with you. He literally could not care less if you’re bad at it, he just wants to dance. He will be the best dance teacher anyone could ever ask for, mark his words. And if you still don’t get it, he will never shame you for it. But he still will want to dance even if you step on his peds. He’s made of metal, he can handle a human stepping on him a few dozen times. If you can dance however, he will be over the moon! You best bet he will be pestering you frequently to try out new dances he either saw on tv, or saw someone doing outside.

- Quality time is a huge thing for Jazz. While he shows his love in different ways, spending one on one time with those he enjoys means the world to him. You two can sit in complete silence and be doing your own things, but as long as you’re there with him he’s happy. Though, he has a difficult time actually getting to spend time with you sometimes. Unfortunately, Sentinel Prime isn’t as fond of humans as Jazz is, and so Sentinel gets rather upset when he sees one on board. Or especially sees one “wasting” one of his soldiers time. Quality time with Jazz usually has to happen elsewhere in the city. The Autobots don’t have a problem with you two staying at their base most times, they know more than anyone how overbearing and obnoxious Sentinel can be.

- Jazz has a weirdly good fashion sense. He’s very interested by all of the different aesthetics that humans have for different clothing styles, and that another thing that he asks lots of questions about. I’m not sure if he would have a favorite honestly, just like music I think he would like a lot of them. I do see him enjoying more colorful attire though. He gifts you outfits that he sees in the windows of shops that he thinks you would look really good in, or ones he sees you glance at longer than the others. If you are unsure about an outfit he will try to coax you to talk about how it really makes you feel. He never wants you to buy something you’re uncomfortable in. But, don’t think that means he won’t compliment the hell out of you if it is something he thinks you look really good in.

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I hope this was ok 😭 I must admit, I’ve only seen TFA once through completely. I need to rewatch it again TT

[imma-soft-beeboy]

I can imagine reader gifting tfa Jazz soooo many cool trinkets of human things. Lava lamp, hot wheels car of his alt mode, an actual traffic light if reader is brave enough, fake snow, beach sand in a jar, pressed flowers, stress ball that looks like Earth, fuzzy pink car dice, and more. Jazz is running out of room on his shelves from all these gifts.

A/N: I agree here's a small fic about you giving Jazz his newest gift.

Warnings: None all fluff (maybe some slight angst if you squint cause you don't see Jazz as much as you wished).

[My Collection] TFA Jazz x reader - Word Count: 778

Jazz was always busy, something he hated because he would much rather be out exploring this new, hip planet they were on. It was teeming with small organic life forms, and all of them had their own unique possessions. Everytime he thought he had seen it all he was proven wrong and a new item would be pulled from one of their many carriers. He was fascinated. In fact, in his free time Jazz loved to admire and document said items. He had quite the list of items he had noticed the humans using in their day to day. But the day he met you that list changed from on paper to physical.

At first it started as just small explanations using things you had on you. The small, round shiny items were coins; a type of currency. And humans called their visors, glasses. Some glasses could be tinted to make ‘sunglasses.’ Then it turned into you bringing him more items; items you insisted on him keeping.

The first item you ever brought him was a lava lamp, Jazz remembered it like it was yesterday. He had gone to meet you in the park –because Sentinel would have a fit if humans came onto the Elite High Guard ship– and he found you on a bench holding the long teardrop shaped item. You’d held it out to him triumphantly, showing off the glass manship and liquid inside. Listening with baited breath, he slowly reached out to touch the said item. As he was cradling it, that's when you dropped the metaphorical bomb that he could keep it. That, actually, you had specifically bought it for him.

Flabbergasted, Jazz tried to return the item to you, but you pushed it back into his servos, insisting. You said something about the item reminding you of him. When he further hesitated you added that actually it complimented his personality. Finally, Jazz caved before carefully stashing the lava lamp in his subspace, making sure it wouldn’t be broken.

Since then you had been relentless with your gifts.

So far you had brought him records, hot wheel cars that looked like him or his autobot friends, beach glass, several pressed flowers, and DVDs. When he tried to explain to you that you really didn’t have to bring him these gifts, you decided to rebel by bringing him increasingly daring items. A construction traffic cone, followed by a stop sign, and at one point a mailbox. These antics were quickly put to an end, he didn’t want to see you get into trouble. 

As a truce the next time you saw him you brought him a friendship bracelet, and you spent an hour explaining the complexity behind them. How friends generally crafted them together and traded them before wearing them forever as a sign of true friendship. After this lecture Jazz made it a point to hang the bracelet on his rearview mirror.

The next time you two met he bashfully explained that he had failed at crafting his own bracelet so he had decided instead to put your gifts on display. Pulling out a data pad he showed you the picture of your gift gallery now carefully shelved on the back wall of his habsuite. Joy sparked in your chest and encouraged you to continue bringing the bot gifts.

The next wave of gifts were much more personal. Car wax for him to use, or a Cybertronian friendly USB of human music that was able to be downloaded onto his datapad. It was sweet and made his spark warm; made him count the moments until he saw you again.

Today he nearly got caught twice by police speeding to the park to meet you. He couldn’t wait to see what you had brought him this time. Upon entering the park, though, he noticed that whatever you had brought could not be seen easily. In fact, it looked like you had brought nothing at all.

“Did you finally quit,” Jazz joked as he approached you.

“No,” you bounced your leg, “I brought you something… a little more abstract today.” He frowned at your demeanor.

“Do tell,” he encouraged. You let out a deep breath before leaning close to him, and in return he leaned forward as well.

“I brought you a kiss,” you murmured before closing the gap between you two and locking your lips to the bots. Jazz almost jumped at the sudden movement, but held his ground. Pulling back you looked anywhere but his face, your own a beet red.

“What a sweet surprise,” Jazz cooed, making you look up at him in shock. “I think this one is my favorite yet.”

[transformers-spike]

am jazz anon. i was imagining g1/idw jazz but tfa jazz also has potential cuz being in the elite guard gives him more resources. the human is sari's friend so they're a target, they need to alwys be watched. at all times. they need a rescue? ssomeone else might be closer but they're busy. really busy, disturbing them would be bad. jazz will do it. the jettwins keep hogging the human? time for them to get assigned to cybertron for a while. it's a necessity, honest. the human doesn't know what kind of conflict they're in the midle of now. and no one can keep them safe like he can.

maybe hhe knows how it looks. but he's been at war longer than humans have existed. he can be selfish just this oncee right?

YES YES YES YES

thank you for adding onto this. This is so perfect nghhh

he's peculiar bc he'd never ever force himself onto his human (or so i think). But he is going to try to subtly manipulate the human into agreeing to it - esp if he makes them believe it's their idea. The playful flirting is there, who knows how long it'll take before they develop feelings. He's just so damn affable

[sometimes-you-write]

[ Look at my DNI before interacting with my blog, please ]

[ Transformers Animated ]

[ takes place during the episode "the elite guard" ]

[ human reader ]

[ Jazz x reader ]

Sari: I need your help! Something's wrong at one of my dad's assembly plants, come on!

Jazz: No can do, I got orders from Ultra Magnus to stick with you.

Reader: I'm assuming he's the one with the giant hammer, right?

Jazz: Yes, he is the leader of the autobots.

Bumblebee: Yeah, but he didn't say where.

Jazz: Well… I have been itching to give my new wheels a spin. *transforms into his alt mode* Besides, any species that could come up with a sweet ride like this can't be all bad.

Sari: *smilling* Cool!

Reader: … Heh *smiles*.

Jazz: *confused* Did I say something funny?

Reader: What? No, no, you are fine, you just…

Jazz: I just?

Reader: You truly are sugar, spice, and all that jazz, right? *winks and makes a finger gun*.

Jazz: … How do you know my designation?

Reader: Hold up, you are called Jazz?

Ratchet: Can you stop flirting with him? We need to go now!

[writeyouin]

A/N - I'm catsitting Jazz again and it made a fun scenario pop in my head for another drabble.

"Hey (Y/N), wanna stay over and share my berth tonight?" Bumblebee mocked, stating at you suggestively in the game of make believe flirting.

You put a finger to your cheek, pretending to think much to the other Autobots amusement. "Gee Bee, I don't know... I mean movie night did run late. Besides, I have places to go."

"At this late hour? Where's better than hanging out with us."

"Well..." You said, thinking of your neighbour's cat, Jasper; the old feline needed a lot of attention and, while okay to be left alone for a while, he would trash the carpet if there was nobody in bed with him of a night.

"I'm actually sleeping with Jazz tonight," You said casually.

The Autobots waited a minute for a punch line then stated at Jazz who was blushing furiously, having never been privy to such humour from you before.

"I- Me- Uh-" Jazz spluttered, far from his usual calm self.

You chuckled, letting him off the hook before the other bots could lay into him with questions of their own.

"Kidding," You smiled, holding up your hands calmly. "I'm looking after a cat called Jazz. I just wanted to mess with you guys. Sorry, Jazz."

"It's- It's cool..." Jazz mumbled, venting air through his systems. "Say, uh, do you need a lift home?" He asked, hoping to alleviate some of the tension he was feeling.

"Sure," You agreed, glad you wouldn't have to call a taxi.

Once you and Jazz were on the road together, you waited for him to speak, feeling somewhat guilty when he remained quiet; your earlier joke seemed to have made him somewhat uneasy around you.

"Hey," You said quietly, "Sorry if I made you uncomfortable earlier. I was just kidding around. Is that okay?"

Jazz was glad you couldn't read his expression in his alt mode, because he was still blushing.

"Sure," He answered. "Except..."

"Except what?"

"Except I wouldn't mind sleeping with you... if you were offering, that is."

[cybertronian-cupid]

💙 Valveplug TFA Autobots💙

Men's lingerie headcanons

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Optimus:

tank tops and boxer briefs

Wear a corset and watch him turn into a flustered mess

He likes the chemise style as well, the faux decency makes him feel bolder

He can also appreciate a regular lingerie set, but also likes to tie his partner up in shibari. Really gets his engine revving.

Ratchet:

Slip style gowns and lace bodysuit lingerie are his favorite

Thongs of any kind make it so much easier to spank his naughty organic, but being able to appreciate his partner’s ass if they’re wearing a bodysuit thong?

He realizes he has a thing for sexy teacher attire when his s/o wears it for him once. He can’t stop thinking about it for weeks to come, especially with what they did to him with that tie.

Prowl:

Animal print jockstraps. If you add some animal ears and a tail he’s gone.

Silky, flowy garments

Embroidered chemise in his color scheme is something he dreams of seeing on his s/o

Body stockings

Jazz:

He is crazy about cow lingerie, but he won’t say no to a charging bull or a slutty matador either ;)

Hip briefs

Silk short sleeved robes

Sentinel:

Suspender belts

Full body latex suit with ridiculously high heels is a look he’s curious to see on his S/O but he will never actually say it outright. His “subtle hints” are very obvious though. Any shoe would be fine, high heels are just his favorite.

Faux leather thong worn with a fishnet body stocking is going to shut him up on the spot.

Wear a costume piece of a prince and tie him up while he’s not looking. Just do it. You’ll love the results.

Panty harness

Ultra Magnus:

Negligee

Long flowy robes draped over their bare body

He likes it when his s/o is being a tease by wearing slightly sheer clothing (just enough so you can kind of glimpse the underwear and/or skin).

See-through lingerie accompanied with a cheeky “But I am dressed, see?” will make it very hard for him to keep his composure.

Slip thongs are really, really pushing it and he will lose his control if he sees them actually wearing one when he comes home.

Cocksock bikinis are surprisingly appealing to him.

Arcee:

She likes underwear that really squeezes your ass. Makes it so much more satisfying once you take it off.

She is a big fan of lace and mesh fabric

If you indulge her and wear some neon pink fishnets she’ll be blushing and stuttering. A crotchless bodysuit has an ever bigger effect, go easy on the old femme.

Blurr:

He likes thick ribbons. The kind you can tie around yourself like lingerie

He would also enjoy black and white checkered pieces