Jan 27, 2025
hear me out but thoughts on Wheeljack x Bulkhead?
Not a fan of them as a couple but I like their relationship, they're funny and love each other platonically and Miko is their adoptive neice and that's enough for me
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hear me out but thoughts on Wheeljack x Bulkhead?
Not a fan of them as a couple but I like their relationship, they're funny and love each other platonically and Miko is their adoptive neice and that's enough for me
New shit for the LoRB Au:
Bulkhead really has to deal with a lot of shit since his twin-spark waked up from stasis (and maybe before), like:
Heatwave
Heatwave's siblings (Shock and Sound, decepticons and war criminals)
Heatwave's siblings' minicons and sparklings (those mfs really beat the shit out of him)
Breakdown
Breakdown's conjux
Breakdown's other future conjux is a good friend with Boulder
Plants in general
Wheeljack is conjuxed with an ASSHOLE (Magnus)
Optimus is ultimetly letting everything happen like nothing
Megatron has too much control
G.H O.S.T is controlling him in EVERYTHING he does
Miko is getting old
Bee is missing
And at the end of the day, when everyone has to do something and he can't get include, he has to deal with the shitty feeling he is alone, weak, gammy, old and not needed anymore...
Nonetheless he can't let anyone knew it, is too much to deal, and even if he's still trying to figure out everything, everyone else seems okay with everything, and what can he do to change it? Wouldn't it be too selfish to say a thing...?
Guys guys guys
New fun fact
Did you know Cosmo from The Fairly oddparent's VA is Knock Out's VA???
Also, Breakdown's VA also played Dutch is Halo (and was at series like Law and Order: SVU and Bones)
Interesting combo🤨
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Sleepy vavy Predaking (Predaprince :) )
Reader:...wait a mome-
Reader: are they dissolving a society or ending a relationship of years???
Writer: ...
Drawer: is Morrocco with Mandroid, what the fuck??
Reader: And? that doesn´t answer my question!
Wrath: IS MORROCO AND MANDROID!
Reader: ...and?
Wrath: WHAT DO YOU MEAN WITH "AND"?!!?!?!?!?!
Ok- so (know that you already know about Humanformers!Kingdom of Light, and I will use their original names because I don't remember their in-au names)
Do you imagine like?
Ratchet: *exists*
OP: *comes from behind and hugs the old man* good morning! How's my sweetie big *smoch smoch* cutie pie????
Ratchet: I'm good, you seem happy
OP: Aja! Because today's special
Ratchet: Everyday for you is special
OP: I know *and the fact OP is still huging and smoching Ratchet and Ratchet does like, nothing, and just sips their coffee
And Bee is like:
Bee: ...how are you married?
Ratchet: I don't know
OP: But you proposed me
Ratchet: I know *sips their coffee*
DON'T TAKE ME WRONG, THEY LOVE EACH OTHER A LOT BUT RATCHET IS A FRAGGING :| FACED AJSSKAKKAKAJSKAJA AND THEN OP IS JUST SO LOVING AJKSJSJSKAJAJAJAJj
Love them
Wanna know a little bit of lore of my demon slayer rescue bot au
Oh my Primus- YEAH!!!!!!!
Outlier!Au Shenanigans. Part 4:
Bee: I still don't get it
Bee: How is possible you never saw anything related to him, like, aren't you supposed to read the world or something?
Chase: I... don't know
Bee: don't you think it's weird?
Knock Out: Pretty much but we don't have any evidence, so...
Blades: Ahg, let them be, love!
---
Heatwave: Boulder
Boulder: yep?
Heatwave: it is raining
Boulder: It is not. How do you know that? You saw it?
Heatwave: it smells like wet soil
Boulder: I don't smell anything
*In fact, it was raining, and no, it wasn't Boulder, and yes, Heatwave has a sensitive smell*
---
Sissi: How many future and past's selfs had you meet?
Salvage: I usually try not to met me, except if I really need help
Sissi: Oh... yep...? He says he had met you a lot of times
Salvage: who?
Sissi: you
---
Borealis: My Primus, that interview was like walking on hot lava
Bulkhead: What do you mean? You rock it!
Borealis: Oh, Breakdown, I'm a cityspeaker. I know things that I can't share, it's the way it work
Breakdown: But I have to ask, mistress.
Breakdown: What did you mean when you said "some things are not meant to be tell"
Breakdowm: But, is it necessary?
Bulkhead: Breakdown, don't say those things!
Borealis: No, you have a point, you'll see, Breakdown
Borealis: some things are meant to be, but if people knew it before it happens, it wouldn't happen
Breakdown: but you're supposed to alert of everything
Borealis: Oh, I'm not, I'm just the messenger, but some letters are not meant for mortals...
---
Hightide: So, you will be my third servo, ok?
Servo: Woof!
Hightide: I will took it as a yes... and maybe you can be also called Servo
Servo: Aroo...?
Hightide: It's better than S-e|69
Captain: Hightide! Teach this sparklings how to knot properly
Cadet: But we're not sparklings
Captain: I can't believe you. Hightide!
Hightide: Coming, sir! Come one, little one, we have work to do
Servo: WOOF!
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Reporter: I see. To be such a star has its perks when it's about us, mortals
Borealis: Oh, don't say that, everybody has its perks and beautiful things, both on past and future, I know you will be safe, and even if I can't say the rest for everyone, I will always have you in my Spark and my prays, while I´m here, you are not alone.
Quickshadow: Pff, prays? My finials.
Nurse: Relax a little! You're energon-pump is already high
Quickshadow: Make her shut up and I'll think of it! *the nurse turns off the TV*
Nurse: Better?
Quickshadow: You can't be serious!
Nurse: Sorry, but I am
Nurse: whatever, have a good afternoon, relax, and maybe tomorrow you can get out of here
Quickshadow: Great! Another cycle on a tiny apartment like this one
Nurse: don't compare a house with a hospital
Quickshadow: if the house is alone and new, it will smell like a hospital and feel like one
Nurse: Then, get out of your house, walk, make friends, live more! You need it
Quickshadow: I don't need vacations!
Nurse: Really? *the nurse go, leaving Quickshadow thinking a moment... maybe the nurse is right*
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Knock Out: So, again
Knock Out: Bee, give a coin
Bee: *take his attention to a pocket and gives a coin*
Bee: Here ya- wait, why did I do that?
Knock Out: YES!, HA! I DID IT, FRAGGING-!
Chase: Language *Knock Out doesn't give a fuck and hugs him with all their strength, a flute and a guitar sounds melodically* good job, Knock
Knock Out: *gives Chase a kiss*
*Chase took Knock Out's servo while holding him, not knowing it was there and seeing a note on it: "The White Noise means Knock Out block it from you..." Chase remembered when he first met Knock Out, he heard a white noise, but thought it was a bad frequency on his audials and after that, everything was normal... right?*