"completely irrelevant characters that don't have anything bad happen to them at all" - @bindredtrigger
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"completely irrelevant characters that don't have anything bad happen to them at all" - @bindredtrigger
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WHATTHE HELL
@floorbed tagged me to post 5 songs ive been listening to
thanks for the tag, nova <3 this is a fun one >:)
I said, Gary, man, you have the worst of all luck—a great story song
Some rabbits like to run/Run out of the tunnel/We'll put the rifle on'em/Way out in the rubble
~🕺🕺~
a friend karaoked this the other night and its been stuck in my head ever since
love a sax
I tag @aquiilegia, @freshfigs, @mifunebooty, @minimanic, @snoozingbear, @there-are-no-gods-here, @marypenelope, @nocturnal-grrrl, @weirdgirlvampire, @sainteverge, @seafearing, and any other beloved mutuals who’d like to give me music recs 🙂↕️🙂↕️
Okay okay so hear me out: rivusa but they’ve some how swapped bodies
You know what there's no way I could make this only a three sentence fic because I gotta *explore* this a little, lol!
It happened so fast, Musa can barely describe the sensation other than to say that one moment she was perfectly herself, and the next she was entirely other, like her brain had suddenly been removed from her head and inserted into an alien. And that description is particularly apt, considering she feels like she's inside the body of some kind of giant - her arms are heavy and too long, the furniture in the room suddenly looks smaller and more fragile, and the weight of the sword in her hand feels shockingly light even though it usually takes effort for her to hold it.
"What the hell is this?" she wonders, moving the sharp blade through the air in the kind of elegant, dangerous arc she's never yet been able to master. She doesn't sound at all like herself. In fact, she sounds an awful lot like-
"Oh now this is going to be fun!"
The gleeful voice rings out from behind her, and Musa turns quickly to see herself - or at least her body - lounging in the desk chair.
A moment ago she was seated at Riven's desk, watching him show off with his favorite sword, and now... now suddenly she was the one holding the sword, inside a body that definitely wasn't her own. And if she was somehow seeing herself at the desk, did that mean that Riven's mind was in her body, like she suspected her mind was in his?
She steps closer to the desk, tries to gently place the sword down on it but she isn't aware of her own strength and it clatters loudly as it hits the wooden surface.
"Careful with the equipment, love." Riven-in-her-body warns her, and it's exceedingly strange to see her mouth move into the cheeky grin he usually sports. He stands, moves away from the desk chair until he's forced to tilt his - her? - chin up to meet her eyes. It's odd to look down on herself, but Musa supposes this is always the view Riven gets. "If you're rough with what's mine," he warns her, and god how does he still sound like himself even when the voice is hers? "I won't be so gentle with what's yours."
He punctuates his statement by slowly beginning to release the line of buttons on the shirt she had put on this morning, revealing more and more skin as he gets farther down the placket; a strange sensation swirling in the stomach of this unfamiliar body with every new inch.
Maybe Riven was right - this is going to be fun.
i have zach snips
Zach is uncomfortable, he’s breaking the 4th wall and is using his eyes to ask the audience to save him from the scary chicken man.
Zach internally freaking out: “Get it off, get it off, get the dust off my pants!”
3. Zach: “Who’s the best, I’m the best!” Chris: “Bitch, Please.”
4. Zach internally screaming: “I will not blink, I will not blink, I will win the staring contest!”
And the last two look like a conversation my OC Violet or I would have with Zach:
5. Me/My OC Violet: “You are such a cutie when you are angry!” Zach: I’m not a cutie! I’m handsome!” Me/Vi: “Whatever you say, cutie!”
6. Zach: “Arrrghhhh! Don’t call me that!”
Mon amour, he's embarassing but I love him despite that!
genuinely there is no greater honor than when blue and/or nova finish a show and then go through my entire tag reblogging everything. feels very I’m Going To Get A Good Grade In Content