#thatoldchestnut

[itsmenotye]

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[celesbianfruit]

Reasons to be sad: Melodrama tour is over :(

Reasons to be happy: New album’s coming :)

Extra reasons to be more sad: THE TRUTH IS I AM A TOY THAT PEOPLE ENJOY TILL ALL OF THE TRICKS DONT WORK ANYMORE :(:(:(

[shitshowpulps]

Oh man he's doin that old look at my right hand while I punch you with my left trick isn't he? #ThatOldChestnut

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thatoldchestnut replied to your post:please send me nice things i’m sorry to be asking...

Holidays are almost over! You can do it! Then you can get out of this ungodly state (both geographically and emotionally)

thank you sophie you are lovely and sweet. also that is an excellent double meaning and i'm borrowing it from now on

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thatoldchestnut replied to your post:what if ur penis made the skype message ping every...

*headache gets worse*

my b

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thatoldchestnut replied to your post “zayn’s look is usually 12/10 but today i’m gettin a bit of a “kid who...”

is this a bad thing?

objectively no, but the look reminds me of a very specifically awful person we went to high school with and i ain't here for "shitty kid who joined the wrestling team as an outlet for his sexual aggression" zayn

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Thank you I've just always wanted to know your opinion of him regardless

if i told you i've already constructed detailed headcanons regarding who out of my friend group would be closest with the rock, who he'd need to warm up to, who he'd have the most romantic chemistry with, i wouldn't be kidding in the slightest.

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Dwayne "the rock" Johnson

Not My Type | Alright | Cute | Adorable | Pretty | Gorgeous | LORD MERCY