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Best Stupendium Costume Bracket, Round 2: Agent 47 vs. Cassie Haversham

Agent 47 (The Second, The Apex)

Cassie Haversham (Neath!)

Voting ended onJul 1

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Best Stupendium Costume Bracket, Round 1: BBQ 47 vs. Lime-Flavored

BBQ 47 (The Apex)

Lime-Flavored (Amateur Wordsmith 2024 Remake)

Voting ended onApr 23

#profits of democracy #the apex #amateur wordsmith #the stupendium

Jacques: Listen, James, I appreciate all of your warnings, but my security has already been vastly improving multiple times over this morning. I have checkpoints on every corner, lasers in all of my ventilation, and even my bodyguards have bodyguards! There's absolutely no way HE will penetrate them!

Jacques: I've spared no lien hiring the best of the best, and I've also ensured that my life ending also means an end to their business as mercenaries. Loyalty is easily secured when it is bought without equal. No one can refuse my order, especially when it's your men acting on my behalf as well!

Jacques: Lotus ought to stay low before he ends up pruned. What's the bounty on his head again? I think the scoundrel could use more incentive~! If he so much as gets a drop of blood on my floors, he's done! HA!

Jacques: As if I would be afraid of the fabled Kuroyuri. No one can reach me, especially a flimsy child's clubhouse of renegades and rogues naming themselves after a dead town in Mistral, and especially not when I'm literally thousands of kilometers above the ground! I-

Jacques: ...Did something move in the curtains? ...Ha! No, no, of course not~! Clearly, I've had too much to drink~! Though such a feat would be remarkable for him to somehow evade-

Jacques: OH, DUST, IT IS HIM! Where's the panic button?! GUARDS! THE ASSASSIN IS IN HERE! STOP HIM! KILL HIM! PLEASE!

Jacques: Is this how I die...? No! It ca-

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