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I would like to officially announce that there are no current plans for a 3rd Death Star, however, we are currently working on a “Fun Star”.
Me and my buddies were told to miss the rebels when they tried to infiltrate the Death Star.
To this day I’m not entirely sure why, but I guess it helped the Empire in some important way.
Due to Lord Vader’s recent staff cuts, half of my friends are now dead.
Welcome to The Galactic Empire Official.
Due to new innovations in intergalactic communications, we at The Galactic Empire decided that it was best to spread our governmental message to new parts of the galaxy that we have not yet visited via this news site.
Our newest intern, Gary (pictured below), will be managing this account and posting on it. He is 100% willing to answer any inquiries you may have, and we are definitely not forcing him to do this in any way, shape, or form.
Long live The Empire and our lord, Darth Vader.
