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thedefectivebot replied to your post:i cant take a picture rn but heres a munday one...

((Nice shades son!))

theyre actually stuck to my face. ive been trying to remove them since ‘09

thedefectivebot liked for a starter! :D

“Gotta say, I’m impressed. I’ve never met anyone who took a moonshot to the face and lived to tell the tale.”

“How did you survive that, anyway? Did someone... patch you up? I mean, I’m assuming that paint job isn’t exactly standard-issue.”

thedefectivebot replied to your post: And here we have Rhys, hiding behind s...

“You’re making it weird.”

❝Dunno what you’re talking about, LB.❞

thedefectivebot replied to your post:"The boss has returned from his demise"

“Identity error, I detect high-levels of insecurity and awkwardness. You are not handsome jack.”

“I’m not that insecure; shut up.”

But hey, gotta give the machine some credit. It managed to figure out who he was with little input on Timothy’s part. Impressive.

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